Post-ID: thread-20080617074228-qdb-183939 Created-At: 2008-06-17T07:42:28Z Board-Tags: general Imported-Score-Seed: 825 Imported-Vote-Count-Seed: 969 <&ScaryLptp> on my blackberry I have a turret voice from Portal that says "preparing to dispense product" when I get email for one account. I just stepped up to a urinal beside 2 people and had it go off and I couldn't stop laughing. surprised I didn't piss all over myself. <&ScaryLptp> unzip, "preparing to dispense product"