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<blackow l666> that looks like a clone of that guy from house
<!cfowler> NO SHIT?!
<!ryan> that couldn't be the entire point of the image
<blackowl666> then what?
<!ryan> you are making me physically ill
* cfowler has kicked blackowl666 from #gamemusic (Go sit in the corner.)
<!cfowler> I may not believe in abortion but he's seriously making me reconsider my stance.
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<@eDRoaCH> so i have a question
<@eDRoaCH> how does one save in dragons crown
<@lupis> return question: what's dragons crown
<@Kizul> Dragon's Crown is that game with the super-busty Amazon and Sorceress of which there's tons of porn.
<@lupis> speaking of which... I just noticed my 1TB porn drive is almost full
<@lupis> how did that happen o_O
<@lupis> really need to purge some stuff <_<
<@Kizul> That's what porn's made for, man. :v
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<Apocalipstick> when i was younger i was masturbatng in classroom,... i didn't know it was masturbating!
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<Penetration> fat people are no longer seen as good luck in china
|#308992* (?/19) ⚐Flag |
<Bananobot> Scene from The Hobbit: <Gandalf> Smaug could be a dangerous ally to the forces of Mordor should they rise again. <Saruman> no u toopid, tharon is ded top dwewing on da patht dummy <Galadriel> I want to fuck your hot grey wizard body. <Elrond> My hair is fabulous.
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Dr. BadSpoon: I wish I could just, with a thought, teleport my poop to another dimension. My life would be awesome if I could do that... using space-time manipulation to not have to poop or clean up
|#308768* (?/19) ⚐Flag |
<Gem> It feels like 7:00
<Gem> o- o
<Kassc> ir feels like 7:00?
* Kassc looks at his cock
<Kassc> its 3 here
<Gem> OH WOW
<Gem> Epic soell fail
* Gem falls on the ground and laughs like crazy
* Kassc facedeskComment: Oh glob... what a fail...
|#309100* (?/19) ⚐Flag |
ShaneJReid: Going to play Half Life.
(10 minutes later)
ShaneJReid: and I'm done
indydegrees1: Don't worry, lots of men have premature completion these days.
ShaneJReid: I keep Starting Games and then just stopping. I need help.
indydegrees1: Have you seen a drwatson.exe? You might want to get that checked out.
ShaneJReid: hmmm Ok.but I will probably quit half way through.
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<anon2574> How long before we are cancelling our newsprovider accounts and signing up to services like netflix and lovefilm?
<anon2186>The day after never for me
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< Frostypants> I'm actually pretty agnostic about OS, unless there's a flame war. :)
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<teratoma> i know the original gimp and gnu widget toolkit guys, even they dont use linux on the desktop anymore
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< segher> law: hi! do you know anything more about 78438? is it a regression, etc.
< law> it's marked as a regression and appears to be a codegen issue. I haven't looked at it in any depth
< law> mostly trying to identify bugs which match those two criteria and put them into the P1 bucket so that everyone doesn't have to troll the P3 list to find a high value target to work on
< segher> right :-) thanks
< law> also put the fortran, graphite, go and oddball target stuff into P4 :-)
< segher> and gcj into WONTFIX
< law> hopefully that allows us to be more efficient than last year when none of this happened until after christmas
< law> yea, gcj/libjava get special treatment as well
< segher> sad to see it go, not sad to see it goneComment: #gcc
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<SeanQ> "A Lear Jet crashed in the remote hills of South Dakota today. Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme could not be reached for comment."
<Elkman> I wonder what the fundies would say about that.
<Da_Raven> "Sheri Lewis and Lambchop were devastated by the news. The show business duo plan on starting a foundation in honor of this tragedy "Butt-Ugly-Tam-O'-Shanter Foundation". Give generously.
<StanXhiao> Uh, she dead.
<StanXhiao> And that's all she wrote. Or, in this case, sock-puppeted.
<zompist> if shari lewis is dead, is lampchop dead too?
<StanXhiao> Get out the mint jelly, is all you can say, zomp.
<zompist> that's a neat trick to play on children, really. Name a cute tv character after food.
<zompist> "did you like that show? guess what's for dinner!"
<Da_Raven> Somewhere, there's just this bedraggled sock, badly in need of fabric softener, dragging itself around by its front paws looking for a new friend....
<StanXhiao> So the sock is dragging itself out of the dirt?
<zompist> the return of the living lambchop.
<spinn> dear GOD you people are evil.
<StanXhiao> Lambchop's time had come.
<spinn> we need to make a doom game where the player is an angel, and he's killing ALL OF YOU.
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<RikusW> I've soldered plenty of RoHS PC power supplies
<RikusW> I usually apply a bit of lead solder to get it to melt easier
<RikusW> but its a pita if the joint is connected to a large heatsink...
* RikusW prefers SnPb solder
* twnqx doesn't really care
* megal0maniac glues wires together
* Haohmaru twists wires together
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10:55 AM <•JonathanD> yo
10:55 AM <•JonathanD> get to work fellas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unsolved_problems
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=NP
10:55 AM <•jclishman> N=1
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=(1)P
10:55 AM <•jclishman> P=P
10:56 AM <•jclishman> done
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> Call the clay institute!
10:56 AM <•jclishman> wheres my nobel prize
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> jclishman: there isn't one
10:56 AM <•jclishman> shit
10:56 AM <•R-GiskardReventlov> it's a $1.000.000 prize
10:56 AM <•jclishman> oh, thats good enough then i supposeComment: #SpaceX on Espernet
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<&Fazer> "In 2001, Argentina had 5 presidents in just 10 days."
<&Fazer> argentina snälla
<&Fazer> no wonder why you didn't get those islands
|#310970* (?/10) ⚐Flag |
* HdkR trips and falls in front of a car
<HdkR> I've survived it once, I can do it again
|#308232* (?/16) ⚐Flag |
<Lilith> this is the life. back out in it again
<Lilith> once burnt never learn
<Medusa> i'm off to mums and it'll be hot in her garden
<Medusa> have to pinch her lotion as i just gave ours to morgan
<Lilith> yea you need it
<PRED> Aye you'll need it today plus you caught the sun quite alot when we were out.
<Lilith> I'm going through vaseline with aloe vera like no 2morro. I was on fire in bed last night lolComment: irc.trivialityzone.co.uk
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rakuette313: i need 3 T of vegetable oil
dudemannington: k brb
dudemannington: but I think my usb drive can only hold like one at a time
rakuette313: i have time
dudemannington: ummm... uh oh
dudemannington: MY COMPUTER IS SMOKING
rakuette313: NO WAY
rakuette313: IS IT OLD ENOUGH
dudemannington: IN COMPUTER YEARS IT IS
rakuette313: THEN DON'T JUDGE
dudemannington: I THINK ITS DRUNK... IT ONLY SMOKES WHEN ITS DRUNK
rakuette313: DOES IT HAVE A DD?
dudemannington: IT DOESN'T NEED ONE ITS ALREADY HOME
rakuette313: then cool
|#309550* (?/16) ⚐Flag |
The only thing I hate more than working, is not working
|#311614* (?/16) ⚐Flag |
Beta: Remember, the sentences "Piracy is bad", "Please trade Windows for Mac/Linux" and "I hate you" all mean the same to me.
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<falconindy> when a man loves a bitwise operator...
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<TrainsFoLife> Why can we only get a host once a week?
<TrainsFoLife> Is it cuz I'm black?
<@Gemini> Now get outComment: #services on rizon
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<~LexPro> wow Rex cum Japan languages do they speak
<&T2norway> why do I come back to that message
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<tsunderehime> *kicks black chocobo square in the nuts making sure to pop the left one with the pressure* guess who also isnt have kids.
<The Leader> >guess who also isn't have kids
<2460124601> if it's good enough for madonna and co.. I'm sure we can get away with it
<black chocobo> Wait this means I don't have to wear a condom anymore
<black chocobo> WHOO
<Animosity> <black chocobo> Wait this means I don't have to wear a condom anymore < i honestly do hope you never breed.