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#309100* (?/19) ⚐Flag
ShaneJReid: Going to play Half Life.
(10 minutes later)
ShaneJReid: and I'm done
indydegrees1: Don't worry, lots of men have premature completion these days.
ShaneJReid: I keep Starting Games and then just stopping. I need help.
indydegrees1: Have you seen a drwatson.exe? You might want to get that checked out.
ShaneJReid: hmmm Ok.but I will probably quit half way through.
#311465* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<luisbg> leaving in 5
<bilboed> and luisbg showing once again his total disrespect for units
<luisbg> bilboed: 5 units!
<luisbg> 5 units of time
<bilboed> metric or imperial ?
<ystreet00> 5 elephants is a lot...
<bilboed> to cook ? yah
<bilboed> ystreet00, wait, you're vegetarian. *how* do you know how long it takes to cook an elephant ? Have you been hiding something all this time ?
<slomo> metric elephants?
<luisbg> yeah. they don't fit in the kitchen and keep bumping into each other while choping
<thaytan> chopin?
<luisbg> frederic
<ystreet00> you know, the composer?
<bilboed> Bach
<bilboed> to back
<thaytan> wait a minuet, I'm confused
<bilboed> coda time
<luisbg> the rest are debussy coding
<bilboed> I have a haendel on this
<bilboed> we are maybe puccini't a bit
<luisbg> going to start heading towards igalia before these keeps un-ravel-ing
<bilboed> cool
<bilboed> (io)
#308957* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<anon2574> How long before we are cancelling our newsprovider accounts and signing up to services like netflix and lovefilm?
<anon2186>The day after never for me
#310522* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<prison_> im ready for a week in the psych ward just to be away from my family
<prison_> im gonna go nuts over xmas break
#309519* (?/10) ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> I'm actually pretty agnostic about OS, unless there's a flame war. :)
#311569* (?/10) ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: I want a job in IT
but I don't want a job in IT
because when you get one, you find out that everyone else is fucking stupid
#311320* (?/10) ⚐Flag
< segher> law: hi!  do you know anything more about 78438?  is it a regression, etc.
< law> it's marked as a regression and appears to be a codegen issue.  I haven't looked at it in any depth
< law> mostly trying to identify bugs which match those two criteria and put them into the P1 bucket so that everyone doesn't have to troll the P3 list to find a high value target to work on
< segher> right :-)  thanks
< law> also put the fortran, graphite, go and oddball target stuff into P4 :-)
< segher> and gcj into WONTFIX
< law> hopefully that allows us to be more efficient than last year when none of this happened until after christmas
< law> yea, gcj/libjava get special treatment as well
< segher> sad to see it go, not sad to see it gone
Comment: #gcc
#310868* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<SeanQ> "A Lear Jet crashed in the remote hills of South Dakota today. Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme could not be reached for comment."
<Elkman> I wonder what the fundies would say about that.
<Da_Raven> "Sheri Lewis and Lambchop were devastated by the news. The show business duo plan on starting a foundation in honor of this tragedy "Butt-Ugly-Tam-O'-Shanter Foundation". Give generously.
<StanXhiao> Uh, she dead.
<Da_Raven> And?
<StanXhiao> And that's all she wrote. Or, in this case, sock-puppeted.
<zompist> if shari lewis is dead, is lampchop dead too?
<StanXhiao> Get out the mint jelly, is all you can say, zomp.
<zompist> that's a neat trick to play on children, really. Name a cute tv character after food.
<zompist> "did you like that show? guess what's for dinner!"
<Da_Raven> Somewhere, there's just this bedraggled sock, badly in need of fabric softener, dragging itself around by its front paws looking for a new friend....
<StanXhiao> So the sock is dragging itself out of the dirt?
<zompist> the return of the living lambchop.
<spinn> dear GOD you people are evil.
<Da_Raven> "Haaaaand....Haaaaaand!
<StanXhiao> Lambchop's time had come.
<spinn> we need to make a doom game where the player is an angel, and he's killing ALL OF YOU.
#310880* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<RikusW> I've soldered plenty of RoHS PC power supplies
<RikusW> I usually apply a bit of lead solder to get it to melt easier
<RikusW> but its a pita if the joint is connected to a large heatsink...
* RikusW prefers SnPb solder
* twnqx doesn't really care
* megal0maniac glues wires together
* Haohmaru twists wires together
#311185* (?/10) ⚐Flag
* Switches wants to shoot "paper launches" and rid the world of the crap...
<penguin42> 'Paper launches'? Is that like paper aircraft?
<Switches> I wish
<Switches> I wouldn't want to shoot them as paper planes are rather fun
<Switches> Nvidia "paper launched" the 1070, I'm just hoping to hell AMD don't pull more at the press event they have later
<Flannel> just don't use paper lasers on landing paper planes, or else it's a paper felony.
<SonikkuAmerica> Only a paper felony, Flannel? Does it land me in paper prison?
<Afrix> many paper cuts :o
<Flannel> Yes, SonikkuAmerica. And if you're unlucky, they might throw you to the paper tigers.
<SonikkuAmerica> Oh no, not the paper tigers!
<SonikkuAmerica> They will crush my bones with their paper teeth!
<Afrix> or send you to the paper work mines :O
<SonikkuAmerica> Gasp!
<SonikkuAmerica> Where I'll have to hack away mining paper coal for the rest of my life?!
Comment: #ubuntu-offtopic on Freenode
#311215* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<&Fazer> "In 2001, Argentina had 5 presidents in just 10 days."
<&Fazer> argentina snälla
<&Fazer> no wonder why you didn't get those islands
#310970* (?/10) ⚐Flag
* HdkR trips and falls in front of a car
<HdkR> I've survived it once, I can do it again
#309486* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<queery> omg
<queery> so the Ops guy need terminal help
<queery> and i'm connected to freenode from IRSSI, so he starts typing in there on #smc
<queery> then he realizes
<queery> and says "hey, get these people off our terminal."
<queery> -_-
#308232* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<Lilith> this is the life. back out in it again
<Lilith> once burnt never learn
<Medusa> i'm off to mums and it'll be hot in her garden
<Medusa> have to pinch her lotion as i just gave ours to morgan
<Lilith> yea you need it
<PRED> Aye you'll need it today plus you caught the sun quite alot when we were out.
<Lilith> I'm going through vaseline with aloe vera like no 2morro. I was on fire in bed last night lol
Comment: irc.trivialityzone.co.uk
#309033* (?/16) ⚐Flag
rakuette313: i need 3 T of vegetable oil
dudemannington: k brb
dudemannington: but I think my usb drive can only hold like one at a time
rakuette313: i have time
dudemannington: ummm... uh oh
dudemannington: MY COMPUTER IS SMOKING
rakuette313: NO WAY
rakuette313: IS IT OLD ENOUGH
dudemannington: IN COMPUTER YEARS IT IS
rakuette313: THEN DON'T JUDGE
rakuette313: DOES IT HAVE A DD?
rakuette313: then cool
#309550* (?/16) ⚐Flag
The only thing I hate more than working, is not working
#308558* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<falconindy> when a man loves a bitwise operator...
#309335* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<TrainsFoLife> Why can we only get a host once a week?
<TrainsFoLife> Is it cuz I'm black?
<@Gemini> Yes
<@Gemini> Now get out
Comment: #services on rizon
#311164* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<~LexPro> wow Rex cum Japan languages do they speak
<&T2norway> why do I come back to that message
#309621* (?/13) ⚐Flag
< Alige> wushin, want a challenge?
< wushin> Why the hell not, I've lived long enough.
< Alige> Draw an urchin in pixel art
< Alige> :P
< wushin> Like a poor kid?
< wushin> or sea creature?
< Alige> I'm doing it right now and it's as harmful as having it stuck in your ass
< Alige> sea creature of course
#310125* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Taerom> meep
<Sub> hola Taerom
<Sub> finally home?
<Taerom> nope
<Taerom> !p2p
<Jaheira> PAID 2 POOP
<Taerom> bathroom break
<Taerom> want the play-by-play?
<Taerom> time's up
<Taerom> bbl
<Sub> damn it
<Sub> i did want the play by play
<Sub> :'(
#310195* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<fizzie> Deewiant: So you... reverse the byte order manually, but then call ntohl too?
<Deewiant> fizzie: The host might be big-endian!
#310462* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<jared> I kind of wish instead of shitting out games that are marketed using shaving cream, they would make another good game.
<jared> it's just funny to me that a Publisher who released a stunning game about social activism and civil disobediance in the name of the truth is like "Shaving cream, bitches!"
Comment: Assassin's Creed Unity
#309943* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> I need a new downpipe for my bubbler but I don't want to order online. I'd rather not be on a list of domestic terrorists
#308261* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<&Raz0r> (lib)cURL sure didn't make it obvious how to use libcurl in your program..
<&Raz0r> HERE'S 300 DOWNLOAD LINKS, LIBCURL MIGHT BE IN 4 OF THEM BUT I WON'T LET YOU COMPILE IT (and it's mixed in with other files)
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