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#156598* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Anonymousse713> Is there a world record for being a virgin ? cause i want to break that record
<Bodel> Yeah
<TrippingBalls> Yep
<Bodel> Some guy died a virgin
<Anonymousse713> who has it?
<SHAZZB0T> FUCK?!
<SHAZZB0T> HE DIED
<Bodel> Well Several people died a virgin
<Beaner> who died
<SHAZZB0T> MAN
<SHAZZB0T> BUZZ KILL
<Bodel> Yeah
<Anonymousse713> But i'm going to die a 120 year old virgin
<Bodel> Well I doubt they had sex
<SHAZZB0T> DUMB NIGGER
<Bodel> Its hard to fuck at 5
#156581* (?/65) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pathobitch> but i feel really good about this - like the hiv is gone already
<pathobitch> :D
<Redrum-> um
#156322* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Tomorrow> if Walmart sold month to month hotel rooms inside their 24 hour super centers... it would be a hit
< Tomorrow> id stay for the convenience
< Tomorrow> then you wouldn't need a car or a subway
#156296* (?/63) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<geedie> ever dated a girl and when she took her make up off she turned out to be a zombie?
<geedie> thats vista
<Starke> but thats why god invented brown-bagsComment: #3dbuzz
#156095* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
very nice site. I said it before and I say it now - GO ON with this site! Your website is very important for a whole continued!Comment: very nice site. I said it before and I say it now - GO ON with this site! Your website is very important for a whole continued!
sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
#156085* (?/67) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
scgtrp: a good programmer always blames his tools :P
scgtrp: ...no, that's not right
scgtrp: blame pidgin for letting me type it :)
#155035* (?/64) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
dire ct x4: this hold music sounds like a starcraft jazz remix.
dire ct x4:  really makes me want to expand my zerg creep.
dire ct x4: i feel like my terran army should be growing.
#155029* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Rottingbeef> You guys have been relying on some truly inaccurate intelligence reports.
<@Rottingbeef> I think you should go invade some country now.
#154774* (?/73) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
tennisany0ne91: Hey, quick question
tennisany0ne91: is that gmail send things from the past real?
tennisany0ne91: (i forgot the name)
evil666rat: no
evil666rat: But I will now make fun of you for thinking thats real
evil666rat: gg
#154273* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<goose> what's she going to spain for?
<GP-Ryan|work> teaching
<GP-Ryan|work> she wants to teach spanish
<GP-Ryan|work> i want her to go to law school instead
<goose> why's that?
<GP-Ryan|work> so I can stay at home and drink beer and play video games
<goose> hahahahaha
<GP-Ryan|work> nah, not really
<goose> I'd hope not
<GP-Ryan|work> I'd do that and work on GamePlasma.com tooComment: irc.chatspike.net #forumplasma
#154226* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@bbot> it's six in the morning on the west coast
< bobo> oh, of course silly time, its 2pm hear
< Yuma_Guado> 4pm dj bobo lol
< bobo> where are you?
<@bbot> HELL
<@bbot> IE: not in the united states
<@bbot> get it get it
< Yuma_Guado> guadosalam
<@bbot> there we go
< Yuma_Guado> lol
< Yuma_Guado> europe
<@bbot> now let me google that so I can more efficently mock you
< Yuma_Guado> do that
<@bbot> hey wait
<@bbot> :/
#154202* (?/69) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Anfael> ok i'll just download vista for xp
#153767* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Vulcanis> Pfft, sleep is not restful and I do not remember most dreams.  I'm going to die.  >.>
<Intrepid> thats good
#153734* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Clinteger> i hit shutdwn on the keyboard
<Clinteger> FUCK
<Clinteger> NOOOOO
<Coldgunner> rofl byeee
<Clinteger> there need sto be a CANCEL on the shutdown dialog
Clinteger left IRC. (EOF from client)
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press ESC dumbass
#153733* (?/81) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<seeess> you're just mad you're not on bash.org
<camperex> i am
<camperex> i submitted the DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS quote
<seeess> yes you did
<camperex> that seems to have backfired...
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#153695* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Turtle joined the chat room.
<Turtle> I am looking for the grandmothers
<Turtle> Where are they
<Brushwell> Looking for some sweaty cold meat?
<Brushwell> Hanging down like Rosie O'Donnell's ballsack?
<Turtle> Viagra for everyone!
#153523* (?/71) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Godzilla941: offical name for the wheely cart is Scope-Mobile
Geeky1: sounds like the Weinermobile's cousin that got into the oral hygiene business
Godzilla941: lol. you used weiner and oral in the same sentence and it had nothing to do with sexComment: Scope as in oscillo...
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