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#180587* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(sm1g) where in korea are you from?
(sm1g) South or the other half?
(Tarkaan`) chilgook
(sm1g) O_o
(sm1g) gewk.
(Tarkaan`) not Chill, gook. Chilgook. Or Ghilguk or Chilgok or Chilgook-gun
(sm1g) wtf? your city names are full of insults.
Comment: #geekissues
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•     Whale [jazkui@fyrechat-529323AE.elisa-laajakaista.fi] has joined #vana
» Angel-SL kills Whale
[~emmy] uh oh, a beached Whale
[Whale] hi
» Angel-SL kills Whale
•     KilledWhale [KilledWhal@fyrechat-529323AE.elisa-laajakaista.fi] Quit [Quit:]
•     Whale is now known as KilledWhale
[Angel-SL] yay, i killed a whale
Comment: irc.fyrechat.net/#vana - forgot to remove fat
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cycon365: it's strange how the internet is the information superhighway
cycon365: and yet we still can't spell worth shit
cycon365: i mean, there's five dictionaries on the internet, just search for it
cbaman:   well.....Dictionary is kinda a big word for some people.
cycon365: oh right.
cycon365: damn, the internet is always fucking itself up
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<TruthTaco> you misplelled it
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Tom: can you think of any reason why xp 64 would suddenly stop running .exes?
Tom: including, for example, explorer.exe?
Sam: First, im going to say something to do with a compatibility mode of somekind
Sam: somewhere
Sam: no idea
Sam: Secondly, im going say it hates you.
Tom: i think secondly is probably right
Tom: it can sense my fear
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<~SHAGGSTaRR> USERS WANNA WAR
<~SHAGGSTaRR> ON IRC
<~SHAGGSTaRR> DDOS MY SERVER AND GO TO THE CEMETARY
<~SHAGGSTaRR> but pls dont, bandwdith is shit as isk
Comment: #dirt
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tickets_4.txt;2;2Comment: tickets_4.txt;2;2
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<kennygprs> so I'm at school, listining to my iPod touch
<kennygprs> and this idiot kid sees it, walks up to me, and goes...
<kennygprs> "is that an iTouch?!" all excited like
<kennygprs> when people call it an iTouch it annoys me to no end
<kennygprs> so I say "are you an iFuck?!" in a tone that mocks his
<kennygprs> and then I said, "because i heard that's not what you're parents call you,"
<kennygprs> "but everyone who is as ignorant as you calls you that!"
<kennygprs> I totally pwned him
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[19:10:45] <jack> Viagra only $ 1 and many other items at low price
[19:12:26] <orb> dont peddle your wares here
[19:13:25] <jack> d0 y0u n3ed a b1gger pen|5?
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<thesmurph> man this woman was making fun of a little girl
<thesmurph> the girl dyed her hair so it was like pinkish
<thesmurph> and it was 3 days after 8th grade graduation
<thesmurph> and some bitch woman was like she was cute during graduation...but now
<thesmurph> and i couldn't take it anymore
<thesmurph> and i said i could say the same about you...and your daughter didn't even look cute during graduation
<thesmurph> needless to say she shut up
<thesmurph> guess ugly runs in their family
<thesmurph> ...
<thesmurph> man i love cookies
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lol
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CZWRcX fdv084y0v4t3cnfv593bv29vbComment: CZWRcX fdv084y0v4t3cnfv593bv29vb
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<unholycarp> dude im not putting my penis in a butt okay
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<+Timboss> i havent left this chair for like 2 days now
<+Timboss> apart from eating & pooping
<&int27h> Timboss: I'm beating you by a year+
<+Timboss> im gonna meld with it if i stay any longer
<&int27h> actually, that's a lie... 6months atm
<+Timboss> i have work every now n then
<+Timboss> mabe 3 days a week
<~Sam> I work from chair.
<+Timboss> sam you work as rentboy dont lie
<~Sam> Although, I'm not in chair at present, I'm in bed.
<&int27h> lol
<+Timboss> ...timing
Comment: #dirt
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<Sugadude> * SPOILER * Jesus doesn't really die in the end.
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#178773* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<thomas> I'm using an internet-based IRC client :D
#178584* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<shin_shei> i duno, i missed all the azn mod rolls, its fuking gay :\
<shin_shei> i suck at math
<shin_shei> i dont know kungfu
<shin_shei> and i dont have a highly modded car with nos
<Ragman> you're fucked :<
<Marcus> Yeah dude.
<shin_shei> i wud take any of those HAPPILY :|
<Marcus> You got shafted.
<shin_shei> except good at math, thats fucking useless -_-
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<Kibibit> Bwahaha
<Kibibit> I looked out the window and saw a cat with a kitten in it's mouth, setting off my AWW factor.
<Kibibit> ...the cat promptly began eating the kitten.
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<rippler> i was raped by men last night
<MisterZC> I just got a boner because of that statement rippler
<MisterZC> :)
<sickPups> i see the conversation has progressed since i was last here
<sickPups> hey MisterZC, why dont you punch yourself in the face
<MisterZC> because my hand is preoccupied with stroking my cock.
<sickPups> use the other one
<MisterZC> lost it in nam.
<sickPups> jump of the fucking roof then
<barathron> doesn't seem to interrupt your typing
<MisterZC> no
<sickPups> why not?
<MisterZC> stroking my cock feels better than jumping off the fucking roof.
<sickPups> fucking pussy
<MisterZC> I am what I eat.
<sickPups> you eat shit
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evilmonkey200000: im gonna have a highschool musical 3 party
Circus Calamity: If I appear at your house at all that day, it will be to commit arsony
Comment: High School Musical blows
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<Rotty> Where's Noble? :O
<Mewtroid> Five cookies say bed.
<TJ> Five cookies says not
<Mauver> Looks like someone's getting five cookies...
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< IwEl> hey bowl bots not on
< Ashnari> Can I swear?
< IwEl> go for it
< rostern> yes
< Ashnari> Say "shit"?
< vodrake> try :)
< rostern> yes
< Ashnari> Woo!
-!- Ashnari was kicked from #Fumbbl by Angie [Kick!]
< Ashnari> What the...
< Ashnari> What happened?
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<NIGHT1> honestly i wish canada would get hit by a meteor so its not connected to our great nation
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Superintendent: Our golf team did really well this year. We'll be having our annual benefit tournament this weekend, it'll be a foursome. If anyone is interested, come on down, it'll be a great time.
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DoubleGJ: Marty McFly was a fag
DoubleGJ: I'd totally hit my mom if she was my age
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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