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<NIGHT1> honestly i wish canada would get hit by a meteor so its not connected to our great nation
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Superintendent: Our golf team did really well this year. We'll be having our annual benefit tournament this weekend, it'll be a foursome. If anyone is interested, come on down, it'll be a great time.
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DoubleGJ: Marty McFly was a fag
DoubleGJ: I'd totally hit my mom if she was my age
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<sev> yeah go fuck your cousin you cum guzzling fuckwhore
<kurced-> she is pretty cute
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<+Hammertim> I just got two gigs of ram and this site seems kinda slow
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< PovAddict> &echo HashIt();
< Romulus> Ha!@#&();
< wdsmia> asks PovAddict to please watch his or her languageE Thanks,
your friendly channel op.Comment: lol.. broken badword matching... #boinc on freenode
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<Death.> ROFL.. QUADRUPLE OR QUINTUPLE PENTRATION GOING ON
<Death.> Roflroflrolfoflrofl >_>; I was searching
<Death.> For tits
<Death.> And that came up
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<&Pieman> I dunno why I suck so bad though
<&Irish`Acey> try blowing
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<%wired> thats not what all the 16-17 year old bitches around here sayComment: lol v&'d
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VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08 VOTE MCCAIN ‘08
YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED YOU’RE RETARDED
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[~Knoeki] so this girl asks her dad if she can use his car
[~Knoeki] so the father says "sure, but you'll have to give me a blowjob"
[~Knoeki] so the girl starts giving her dad a blowjob
[~Knoeki] then suddenly she says "damn dad, your dick tastes like shit!"
[~Knoeki] so the father says "oh yeah, I forgot, your brother has the car."Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ P2P-NET
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10:26 <@mgolisch> iam happy atm
10:26 * a9913 withdraws money from mgolischComment: Automatic Teller Machine
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< wired> JB is a good thing
< wired> YES I SAID ITComment: wired is getting v&'d to fuck!
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[17:58:03] <+goose> Brain, can I have ops? :)
[17:58:07] <&Brain> goose: sure. ready?
[17:58:09] <+goose> sure!
[17:58:10] <+goose> :)
[17:58:14] * Brain gives channel operator status to goose
[17:58:14] * Brain removes channel operator status from goose
[17:58:15] <&Brain> there
[17:58:17] <+goose> bastardComment: irc.chatspike.net #chatspike
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<@Kannon> I have to go to a Psychiatrist in the afternoon though, all because I walked down the halls, shouting "You smell like A pig's head" In some very intimidating german though
<@Kannon> last year, at the end
<@Kannon> they though I was a Nazi, and I told them what it meant, and they thought I was conspirating against the Jewish church near the school instead of seeing it was a joke
<+zn3t> Kannon: go through saying seig heil with your hand up
<@Kannon> zn3t: did along with my German shouting
<@Kannon> they thought I was praising Hitler though :/
<@Kannon> It was hillarious
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<@Kannon> I went to hell once, but they kicked me out for bootlegging ice water
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<TJF> jadoba: !
<jadoba> you called?
<jadoba> or rather, pinged, or something
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<digitalfox> I'm sick on the worst possible fucking day
<Baloo> digitalfox: A zillion degrees outside, entirely weatherless, and a bunch of your friends left for the beach without you?
<digitalfox> Baloo: nope, a takehome final due tomorrow, and a plain ol regular final to take tomorrow
<digitalfox> and a work project with a deadline coming up soon
<digitalfox> I have no friends
<digitalfox> also hate beaches and warm weatherComment: Attitude counts
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<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
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<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
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<+INOSHU> If you're reading this, you like it in the butt.
<~TheDarkestDay> oh, I see
<~TheDarkestDay> only if my female is wearing a strapon doing it
<+INOSHU> that's still pretty gay
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Cynic: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Cynic: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
FotG: well im still not going to fuck you
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<whitehat2> how do I say verbs on gerunds in french? like: she's studying
<kehoea> whitehat2, you use the present tense
<whitehat2> what about l'apprentissage?
<whitehat2> elle est l'apprentissage du français
<kehoea> she is the learning of French
<kehoea> not a particularly useful thing to want to sayComment: #lingustics, freenode
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<weirdojace> one time this girl was on her phone in class. so I walked up to her and sang "SEX OVER THE PHONE!" really loud and then walked away.Comment: #gbs-fm
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< Celes> I AM sooo fucking angry
< Celes> you have noo idea how much stress I have been through
< Celes> I apparently failed a course
< Celes> and I wondered how the fuck I did
< Celes> and my prof sends me an email
< zashi> "btw, you fail, LOL" -Celes's Professor ??
< Celes> saying I didnt write the final examComment: #xkcd foonetic
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