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ZzUflk hi! hice site!Comment: ZzUflk hi! hice site!
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<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose' |
#200934* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ridley327> I'm not going to lie
<Ridley327> Band camp? Totally not what that movie said it was |
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<fester64> look its the pansy boy
<segin> its josh fagboy from colorado sucks, co
<fester64> i dont live in colorado you fucking moron
<segin> fester64: where you live? Bangkok?Comment: fester's realname is josh
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<Foosball> i had these weird dream i was playing a game like command & conquer. and there were these war ships that are equipped with soccer teams
<Foosball> thats what we need to win the war. send some soccer teams into afganistan |
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vWGzSQ hi! hice site!Comment: vWGzSQ hi! hice site!
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<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises. |
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<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you |
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<Dragonstar> hey
<Dragonstar> " /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
<lakitu> sorry, was copying 4,300 pictures
<Dragonstar> ok
<Dragonstar> hey /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
<lakitu> i used your email, please check it & confirm the password. independent_press@yahoo.com
<Dragonstar> I don't know the password for that email?
<Dragonstar> do you know it? |
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<pitz> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it every day
<pitz> *clap*
<pitz> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it 'cause I'm gay
<pitz> *clap*
<pitz> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it every day...
<pitz> *clap*
<pitz> LOL 'G LOL 'G LOL 'G I'M WAY GAY
<pitz> LOL 'G LOL 'G LOL 'G I'M WAY GAY
<pitz> LOL 'G LOL 'G LOL 'G I'M WAAAAAYYYYY GAAAAAYYYYY |
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GpkmVt hi! hice site!Comment: GpkmVt hi! hice site!
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<TeeEyePee> I never played Wow. It seems like too much work.
<TeeEyePee> Grinding for EXP.
<TeeEyePee> Grinding for Rep..
<Kelditha> Grinding certainly gets you a reputation in real life. |
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Whitesnak> Lord Bookie has returned
* Whitesnak has quit (Quit: Whitesnak)
<MartinMan> Lord Whitey has exited :( |
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RI9UQB hi! hice site!Comment: RI9UQB hi! hice site!
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<Isum> I ain't no fuckin' noob....I've been in here for like....three weeks....heh...
<Isum> That's like a year in internet time... |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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<el_dulzor> i screwed flats fat mom.
<+Flat> and gave her a tip afterwards
<el_dulzor> my tip was "lose some weight fatass" |
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<Blipo> SNORLAX! BUTTSECKS ATTACK!
<Arthistis> cute, blipo
<Arthistis> but i think "SCYTHER, FINGER ATTACK!" would be more efective |
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<uNsaner> blech
<uNsaner> im bored
<uNsaner> i think ill risk plugging my external drive in
* uNsaner (hentai@pool-70-20-73-4.pitbpa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) |
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So make no mistake and fap up the channel
I'm Fappy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be? It's a mirage!
I'm fapping on your face it's sabotage! |
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<Akuwaneko1> ?
<mr_flea> ?
<Akuwaneko1> !?
<Akuwaneko1> What?
<mr_flea> <Akuwaneko1> ?
<Akuwaneko1> It would appear so.
<mr_flea> I was ?ing your ?
<mr_flea> >.>
<Akuwaneko1> Don't ? my ?
<mr_flea> Wait, that came out wrong. |
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VulcanJaded: heyyyyy
VulcanJaded: hey, not cool, answer me
Libbymac212: This is not Caitlyn yes is not here. This is here dad.
VulcanJaded: Hello "this is here dad" you apparently do not understand the language of "English" very well now do you?
Libbymac212: Well good you understand it.
VulcanJaded: Well good, you do too.
VulcanJaded: How are you "here dad?"
VulcanJaded: Oh my gosh! That is terrible grammar, my bad.
VulcanJaded: How are you, "here dad"?
Libbymac212: POOF GONE.
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Nick: So
How's the peg like?
I just woke up... and that was supposed to be how are you doing
lol
me: omg. go to bed |
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<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjobComment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
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< Mead> when I was a kids I didn't hear "this will put hair on your chest" as a warning
<@Xipher> kids?
<@Xipher> did you some how merge? |
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<Ak>my vision really isnt that bad!
<Ak>although one time i did mistake a bag of corn chips for a hot chick
<OmegaMan>Id totally eat her out.
<sam_hoy>Yeah, but only with nacho cheese.
<Ak>its no big deal, I realised before the wedding
<OmegaMan>What was here name?
<Ak>Frita L
<OmegaMan>lamo, the L is for Lays?
<Ak>yay howd you know?
<sam_hoy>Actually, that sounds pretty sweet, does she have sisters? |
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