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#192649* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DXtremz> man this is awesome
<DXtremz> I had a bad sunburn and now im peeling
<DXtremz> so
<DXtremz> im making skin bubbles
#191183* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+aotc> oh god
<+aotc> little kids
<+aotc> i will never have them
<+aotc> i'll adopt when there like 7+
<~TheDarkestDay> or you'll have sex and leave the girl for seven years
<~TheDarkestDay> then she hates you and beats you when you come home every day
<~TheDarkestDay> occasionally pulls a pistol out and shoots your foot
<~TheDarkestDay> just to see you in a small amount of the pain you put her through
<~TheDarkestDay> then she giggles maniacally and rips your vocal cords out
<~TheDarkestDay> then takes you to the hopital and says it was the kids with the long metal rods again
Comment: XettexNet
#191172* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
good job manComment: good job man
#190951* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Skotch (~ScottRA2@daIRC-7735FD28.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #animetabase
* Skotch is now known as DaIRC41001
* DaIRC41001 is now known as skotch
<skotch> hmmm. that was odd. HALLO!
* skotch is now known as DaIRC4901
<DaIRC4901> fucking server!
* DaIRC4901 is now known as Skotch
* Skotch is now known as DaIRC22330
* DaIRC22330 is now known as Skotch
* Skotch is now known as DaIRC9125
<DaIRC9125> FUCKiNG SERVER! you know what, screw it. nobody is on anyways
* DaIRC9125 was kicked by AnimeServ (Turn caps lock OFF!)
Comment: I registered the nick earlier...
#190811* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Foxhound> Ooookay then...
<+Foxhound> <<
<+Foxhound> >>
<@Leiko> ...my ass is vibrating
#186230* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
kelle: I am watching Whorecraft!
Rhys: i dont even want to know
kelle: Now called Whorelore
kelle: apparently
kelle: copyright infringement or something
Rhys: lol
kelle: oh no
kelle: if that dwarf has sex with the armor girl im turning it off
#185986* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
beet red face says (12:38 PM):
fuk all
beet red face says (12:38 PM):
woke up lol
JustJoshin says (12:39 PM):
ahaha... so whats ya been doin lately
JustJoshin says (12:39 PM):
u still hookin up with the goth chick
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
lol nah havnt seen her for awhile
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
i think
beet red face says (12:40 PM):
it was because i
beet red face says (12:41 PM):
did this massive runny shit one morning 6am and the house was dead quiet
Comment: He did a runny shit
#185009* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Lee:
NOMXIS is going to see speed racer at the movies
Lee:
who the hell would see that?
Lee:
its for 6 year olds
-          R&#8494;&#8494;ce:
yeah
-          R&#8494;&#8494;ce:
"GO SPEED GO!"
Lee:
It looks like a video game/ childrens movie
Lee:
its like... a movie about mario kart.. with a fag driving
Comment: Speed Racer Movie Insult
#184969* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<shinyboots>haha, there are cancer jokes too
<shinyboots>i'm fucking glad my dad hasn't seen it
<motorcity>why?
<shinyleather>his mate died of cancer
<motorcity>lol can i tell him some jokes
<shinyboots>haha, "hey, jakes dad, what's being eaten from the inside out, is in agony when he's not off his tits on morphine and is wasting away??" "YOUR DEAD MATE! LOL"
<motorcity> HAHAHA
#184947* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
psychochick42691: obama=prime
RustedPeaceSign: lol he has been for a while
RustedPeaceSign: like hillary showed some potential
RustedPeaceSign: then she had her period and was like omgzfuckthiswtfbbq
psychochick42691: hahahaha yea pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: so now mcain is like. gonna die.
psychochick42691: pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: obama-s gonna slap him with hthat huge black dick of his, democrat style.
psychochick42691: lmao
RustedPeaceSign: heh. there's a reason the elephant represents the democrats.
RustedPeaceSign: cuz black guys have elephant trunks for penises.
#184691* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@KittyPie[PG]> EVERYONE HAS AIDS
<+oshiii`sif> i dont
<@KittyPie[PG]> you will soon
� +neeley_09 anally rapes oshiii`sif
<+neeley_09> FIXT
#184426* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
birrychrist: TOTALLY not gunna happen
commie628: it makes you suck his dick
birrychrist: it HAS to be blueberry
#183427* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Timmy9213: what os are you on?
xXxsnowblitzxXx: os?
Timmy9213: operateign system......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: no idea wat that means
Timmy9213: i think we've gon voer this before.........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: =]
Timmy9213: windows.......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: hp
Timmy9213: ........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: rofl
xXxsnowblitzxXx: im guessing thats windows
Timmy9213: *SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK REALLY REALYL HARD*
#182463* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
iGenius52: dude
iGenius52: jasons mom is too cool
iGenius52: she falcon punched him!
#181079* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[@Jemy] i coudl conect ethernet cables for the rest of my life
[@Jemy] wihtout getting boreds
[@Jemy] bored*
[+zepski] not me
[~knoeki] me neither
[@Jemy] i cannot WAIT to goto work tomorrow
[+zepski] i have to connect usb cords every now and again
[@Jemy] usb cord r boring
[+zepski] wtf is wrong with you
[+zepski] usb cords do everything including your mom
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq
#178584* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<shin_shei> i duno, i missed all the azn mod rolls, its fuking gay :\
<shin_shei> i suck at math
<shin_shei> i dont know kungfu
<shin_shei> and i dont have a highly modded car with nos
<Ragman> you're fucked :<
<Marcus> Yeah dude.
<shin_shei> i wud take any of those HAPPILY :|
<Marcus> You got shafted.
<shin_shei> except good at math, thats fucking useless -_-
#172474* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<whitehat2> how do I say verbs on gerunds in french? like: she's studying
<kehoea> whitehat2, you use the present tense
<whitehat2> what about l'apprentissage?
<whitehat2> elle est l'apprentissage du fran�ais
<kehoea> she is the learning of French
<kehoea> not a particularly useful thing to want to say
Comment: #lingustics, freenode
#170656* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<irq> anyone here watch Dancing With the Stars?
<pfree> my wife does, because she lacks male genitalia
<pfree> the quality of female on the show is disappointing
<pfree> the have the fuggle faced blonde with no eyebrows, some random brunette
<pfree> a horrible little butter troll
<pfree> yamaguchi is the only saving grace
#169656* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<immibis> also if this is the channel for geekissues.org as well, i would also like to point out that many of the links there are broken
<Defcon_> ***  slaps immibis around a bit with a large trout
<Defcon_> i've nohting more to say
Comment: #geekissues
#164786* (?/71) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[2:51:51pm] * `Royce sets mode: +b *!*lakaman@*.users.quakenet.org
[2:51:51pm] * `Royce was kicked by `Royce (BITCH)
[2:51:55pm] <koolperson> ...
[2:51:59pm] <xFelix> hahaha
[2:52:01pm] <xFelix> oh shit
[2:52:03pm] <koolperson> lol!
[2:52:04pm] <xFelix> he owned himself
[2:52:05pm] <|Quake|> wtf is that about
[2:52:11pm] <xFelix> THATS A FUCKING QUOTE!
[2:52:25pm] <koolperson> i dont think he ment to lol
[2:52:46pm] <Duggalo> still funny
Comment: #megasoffice
#161699* (?/57) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<knuck> it's funny when i talk to rl people and i'm like
<knuck> not even quantum mechanics are random
<knuck> and they're like
<knuck> wtf u nub
<knuck> and i think yo myself I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A REAL Math.Rand()
#161671* (?/62) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Warpath> .online God
<wimtbot> god has been online for 298 hours, 20 minutes and 34 seconds, and signed on at 19:54:53 UTC on 15 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> .online Satan
<Warpath> :D
<wimtbot> Couldn't retrieve signon time for satan. They are probably offline.
<Warpath> or banished to hell
<Warpath> .online jesus
<wimtbot> Jesus has been online for 1 hour, 11 minutes and 24 seconds, and signed on at 05:12:36 UTC on 28 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> O_O
<Warpath> who is he here for now ? O_O
<Warpath> .online Lucifer
<wimtbot> Lucifer has been online for 29 hours, 15 minutes and 39 seconds, and signed on at 01:09:14 UTC on 27 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> ahh
Comment: freenode
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<Valtieri> Raisin Bran, Raisin Bran, friendly neighborhood Raisin Bran, give you vitamins, yes it can. tasty breakfast, yes indeed, that crunch may be, just what you need. Look out! Here comes the Raisin Bran.
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