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#212852* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ooPo> Well, I guess some asian chick lives above me.
<ooPo> I get off the elevator, she follows behind... then wonders why
I'm trying to get into her apartment.
<CraigX> Dan: cuteness scale?
<ooPo> She thought she was on the 3rd floor.
<ooPo> Around 7ish.
<ooPo> Disclaimer: On that scale, Karen is a 2.1 million.
<Leanne_eh> Karen also has a sense of direction.. :D
<Hurricane> And a /lastlog. :) |
#212594* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Wayne: I think that Andgasm is really Orgasm's antonym. |
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<Gnome> What the fuck is Aero anyway? I have it, but I dunno how it works.
<Kodan> Press the Windows Key and Tab at the same time.
<Gnome> Dude
<Gnome> I can't figure out how to get my windows key to work
<Gnome> WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM
<Kodan> XD
<Kodan> Wow. When you need it to work, it doesn't.
<Gnome> Irony!
<Kodan> This is the CORE DEFINITION of Irony. |
#211963* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* @Tayl0r chucks peanut butter at Stephen
* @Stephen dodges and smears jelly on Tayl0r
<@Tayl0r> oooo hot.
<@Tayl0r> that just sounds like the start of a night of kinky, agressive, man-sex. |
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A plane responsible for transporting flight recorders has crashed in Columbia. According to experts, it will take a thousand years to determine the cause of the crashComment: Translated from Russian
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Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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#211095* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sofie> Hello sexy, when will we meet ? I really want to see you...
<SJ> eh, wait...someone knocking at my door, i have something on the fire, the phone is ringing
<Sofie> lol, really funny
<Sofie> Hello ?
<Sofie> back ?
<Sofie> hello !?Comment: Poor girl...
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[20:12] <Cziko> My cock is 14 cm. If I was black it'd be 24.Comment: #rollinpatrol Quakenet
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[Sharpie]: How good would it be if you could stop time?
[LuKe]: Yeah, then I'd stab(My english teacher) in the face.
[Sharpie]: More like you could rape people and get away with it!
[LuKe]: ...... noice.Comment: school conversation
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< bwill> this is going nowhere fast
< bwill> i called the CU
< rmont> CU's never know anything.
< bwill> 'what did you put in the search?'
< bwill> 'oh i don't remember, i used a backdoor thing'
< bwill> 'oh.....'
< bwill> i wonder if i could get that backdoor thing
< bwill> or access to it i mean
< rmont> lol, yeah, I hear you like accessing backdoors... :D |
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14:46 < TSMouse> flo sid girl loves mans huge love salami. find out how to make
huge here
14:46 <@flo> Done
14:47 < TSMouse> flo quote
14:47 <@flo> JeffN: it could. but i'd be worried about attracting fat chicks
14:47 < TSMouse> wow relevantComment: bot at work knows how to keep on subject
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<darkcube> you eat lunch yet?
<myself> yeah, I just woke up and ate..
<darkcube> ack
<darkcube> alright, delivery pizza it is
<myself> is the pizza girl fully dilated?
<darkcube> she will be
<darkcube> just gotta find my speculum |
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<labelrina> any idea how abt in this chat room we can find the ppl we want to search?
<Gothica1> type in oy, then their nick
<Gothica1> you have to include the comma
<labelrina> thanks
<labelrina> oy
<labelrina> ?
<Gothica1> you forgot the comma and the nick
<labelrina> oy, yoon
<Gothica1> lol
<labelrina> ? |
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<Spurs> missed ya
<Spurs> !
<VAgurl> Haven't seen you in forever!
<VAgurl> I missed ya too
<Spurs> yup more like decades and centuries
<VAgurl> Probably
<rockstar47> weren't you here yesterday?Comment: The lesson here: Girls really miss each other
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<^Khelben^> anyway, I gotta shoot, the anal burns clinic closes at 4pm |
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NikThe: hmmm if i could find the vid of a chick shoving a vibrator into a guys urethra id send him tht
NikThe: i about cried watching it
chevroletIROCZ: kids in the sandbox!
NikThe107: thts bad tht u know tht
NikThe107: and respond with such excitement |
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-->| Holly26 (~orUYgWBu@Rizon-729339B2.adsl.highway.telekom.at) has joined #o-chan
|<-- Holly26 has left irc.rizon.net (Connection closed)
<UandB> who told holly this is 'auto' and not 'orgasm'Comment: /o/
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TheCheat: told me to put him in my contacts as "Madscientist God Of All Hondas"
Getorix: that's pretty homo
Getorix: should replace honda with homo
Getorix: madscientist god of all homos
TheCheat: lmfao.
TheCheat: i wonder if this is worthy enough to go on bash.org |
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<Samonoske> So what do you require of me before we can begin?
<peer> i reqire a chocolate cake every wednesday night
<peer> :P
<Samonoske> Where should I ship it?
<peer> uhhh
<peer> too.... the white house
<peer> xD |
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<FekketCantenel> ... so I figure finding the state pandemic plan will be hard
<FekketCantenel> I go to the site
<FekketCantenel> Arkansas Influenza Pandemic Plan (PDF - 180 KB)
<FekketCantenel> I love the internet sometimes.
<FekketCantenel> ..................................
<FekketCantenel> The requested URL /pandemic_influenza/pandemic_influenza_plan.pdf was not found on this server.
<FekketCantenel> I fucking hate the internet sometimes. |
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<TheRedCrow> This guy looks tough, but he doesn't look like the kind of psychotic who'd execute a guy for taking a piss while there's a war going on.Comment: #DoW40k
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Frowardd: "the first time you do something it's science, the second time, it's engineering, the third time, you're just a technician"
Frowardd: I am a scientist.
Frowardd: And I live, by science alone.
Jed: but a technician in buttsex, am I rite
Xearo: ahahaha |
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<+michiel> I know someone who's a meta-vegetarian
<+michiel> he only eats vegetarians |
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<tsmoove> missed your call... sup
<hollyw00d> was gonna bitch about life... nada really
<tsmoove> Our lives are awesome. Let's loudly talk about how fucking sweet our lives are in class tonight. Whoever tells the most prestigious lie wins.
<hollyw00d> In!
<hollyw00d> I promise not to mention the time we were on the safari hunting humans and you banged the young thai girl that turned out to be a ladyboy
<hollyw00d> the late summer storm of 06 that claimed my schooner in Nantucket is fair game. As is the pirate attack off the cape in Africa en route to monte carlo
<tsmoove> What about the car chase in the aston through the alps?
<hollyw00d> certainly was a dicey situation... the gentlemen always prevail, tho |
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<Wammy> wow i just had a weird moment getting my laundry out of the dryer
<TheFatherMind> I am not sure I want to hear this.
<Wammy> there was a pair of panties in there
<TheFatherMind> Did it involve a man with a wrench?
<TheFatherMind> hahahaha
<Wammy> at first i was like...wtf those arnt mine
<Wammy> then i thought to myself....damnit i got laid and i didnt even know about it
<TheFatherMind> hahahahaha
<Wammy> seems like the only reasonable explanationComment: public laundromats
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