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#185009* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Lee:
NOMXIS is going to see speed racer at the movies
Lee:
who the hell would see that?
Lee:
its for 6 year olds
-          R&#8494;&#8494;ce:
yeah
-          R&#8494;&#8494;ce:
"GO SPEED GO!"
Lee:
It looks like a video game/ childrens movie
Lee:
its like... a movie about mario kart.. with a fag driving
Comment: Speed Racer Movie Insult
#184969* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<shinyboots>haha, there are cancer jokes too
<shinyboots>i'm fucking glad my dad hasn't seen it
<motorcity>why?
<shinyleather>his mate died of cancer
<motorcity>lol can i tell him some jokes
<shinyboots>haha, "hey, jakes dad, what's being eaten from the inside out, is in agony when he's not off his tits on morphine and is wasting away??" "YOUR DEAD MATE! LOL"
<motorcity> HAHAHA
#184968* (?/60) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<grimman> /farrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
<Shibby> About time grimman opened his gob
<grimman> That's not what I opened.
<mail> ewwww
<+Lazy_Tiger> Eww
Comment: lulz
#184966* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Ranni Inferuno: Your over ecstaticness reminiscant of a 13 year old japanese school girl sickens meComment: Xfire
#184949* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Martin: i mean, i can let u see them if u care, but i dont need everyone on facebook seeing pictures of our drug collection
James: yeah, i've had that
James: i had pictures of myself strawpedo'ing twisted teas
James: had to take those down
Martin: strawpedo'ing twisting teas?
James: yea
Martin: i recommend when telling this story, u substitute "funneling beers"
Martin: for hetrosexuality
Martin: sake
#184948* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Martin: i mean, i can let u see them if u care, but i dont need everyone on facebook seeing pictures of our drug collection
James: yeah, i've had that
James: i had pictures of myself strawpedo'ing twisted teas
James: had to take those down
Martin: strawpedo'ing twisting teas?
James: yea
James: i recommend when telling this story, u substitute "funneling beers"
James: for hetrosexuality
James: sake
#184947* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
psychochick42691: obama=prime
RustedPeaceSign: lol he has been for a while
RustedPeaceSign: like hillary showed some potential
RustedPeaceSign: then she had her period and was like omgzfuckthiswtfbbq
psychochick42691: hahahaha yea pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: so now mcain is like. gonna die.
psychochick42691: pretty much
RustedPeaceSign: obama-s gonna slap him with hthat huge black dick of his, democrat style.
psychochick42691: lmao
RustedPeaceSign: heh. there's a reason the elephant represents the democrats.
RustedPeaceSign: cuz black guys have elephant trunks for penises.
#184946* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[17:45:16] <~SHAGGSTaRR> "Autistic kids are great, if i have one i'm moving furniture about every time he's not there."
[17:45:27] <~SHAGGSTaRR> I might consider having kids now
[17:45:32] <+shaggy> lol
[17:45:43] <+shaggy> whats with the sudden change of mind?
[17:45:48] <~SHAGGSTaRR> ...
[17:45:56] <+shaggy> of having kids?
[17:46:01] <~Blue_Chimp> rofl
[17:46:24] * ~SHAGGSTaRR pats shaggy on the head
[17:46:46] * +shaggy bites and give SHAGGSTaRR raabies
[17:46:50] <~Blue_Chimp> autisitc people are easy to troll on IRC
[17:46:50] * SHAGGSTaRR sets mode: +i
[17:46:50] * shaggy was kicked by SHAGGSTaRR (Stay out a min, I'm moving some furniture)
Comment: #dirt
#184830* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<bomb> you guys are making my weiner limp
<bomb> fyi
<Fewlio> it's cool I'm not gay
<bomb> oh :(
#184828* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<PLZ-Away> What happens when 2 medics heal eachother?
<Zyrjello> They both get healed
<Zyrjello> Idiot
Comment: #tkz
#184691* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@KittyPie[PG]> EVERYONE HAS AIDS
<+oshiii`sif> i dont
<@KittyPie[PG]> you will soon
� +neeley_09 anally rapes oshiii`sif
<+neeley_09> FIXT
#184461* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Stueh> LISTENING TO TATU DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY
#184455* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Neozzzz: EXCLUSIVE FOR DETROIT
Neozzzz: NAME OF A RESAURANT
Neozzzz: "WUZ FO BREAKFAS'
#184426* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
birrychrist: TOTALLY not gunna happen
commie628: it makes you suck his dick
birrychrist: it HAS to be blueberry
#183427* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Timmy9213: what os are you on?
xXxsnowblitzxXx: os?
Timmy9213: operateign system......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: no idea wat that means
Timmy9213: i think we've gon voer this before.........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: =]
Timmy9213: windows.......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: hp
Timmy9213: ........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: rofl
xXxsnowblitzxXx: im guessing thats windows
Timmy9213: *SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK REALLY REALYL HARD*
#182463* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
iGenius52: dude
iGenius52: jasons mom is too cool
iGenius52: she falcon punched him!
#181079* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[@Jemy] i coudl conect ethernet cables for the rest of my life
[@Jemy] wihtout getting boreds
[@Jemy] bored*
[+zepski] not me
[~knoeki] me neither
[@Jemy] i cannot WAIT to goto work tomorrow
[+zepski] i have to connect usb cords every now and again
[@Jemy] usb cord r boring
[+zepski] wtf is wrong with you
[+zepski] usb cords do everything including your mom
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq
#179411* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<unholycarp> dude im not putting my penis in a butt okay
#178584* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<shin_shei> i duno, i missed all the azn mod rolls, its fuking gay :\
<shin_shei> i suck at math
<shin_shei> i dont know kungfu
<shin_shei> and i dont have a highly modded car with nos
<Ragman> you're fucked :<
<Marcus> Yeah dude.
<shin_shei> i wud take any of those HAPPILY :|
<Marcus> You got shafted.
<shin_shei> except good at math, thats fucking useless -_-
#177265* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< IwEl> hey bowl bots not on
< Ashnari> Can I swear?
< IwEl> go for it
< rostern> yes
< Ashnari> Say "shit"?
< vodrake> try :)
< rostern> yes
< Ashnari> Woo!
-!- Ashnari was kicked from #Fumbbl by Angie [Kick!]
< Ashnari> What the...
< Ashnari> What happened?
#176015* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Hammertim> I just got two gigs of ram and this site seems kinda slow
#172474* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<whitehat2> how do I say verbs on gerunds in french? like: she's studying
<kehoea> whitehat2, you use the present tense
<whitehat2> what about l'apprentissage?
<whitehat2> elle est l'apprentissage du fran�ais
<kehoea> she is the learning of French
<kehoea> not a particularly useful thing to want to say
Comment: #lingustics, freenode
#172179* (?/62) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<weirdojace> one time this girl was on her phone in class. so I walked up to her and sang "SEX OVER THE PHONE!" really loud and then walked away.Comment: #gbs-fm
#170656* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<irq> anyone here watch Dancing With the Stars?
<pfree> my wife does, because she lacks male genitalia
<pfree> the quality of female on the show is disappointing
<pfree> the have the fuggle faced blonde with no eyebrows, some random brunette
<pfree> a horrible little butter troll
<pfree> yamaguchi is the only saving grace
#169656* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<immibis> also if this is the channel for geekissues.org as well, i would also like to point out that many of the links there are broken
<Defcon_> ***  slaps immibis around a bit with a large trout
<Defcon_> i've nohting more to say
Comment: #geekissues
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