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birrychrist: TOTALLY not gunna happen
commie628: it makes you suck his dick
birrychrist: it HAS to be blueberry
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Timmy9213: what os are you on?
xXxsnowblitzxXx: os?
Timmy9213: operateign system......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: no idea wat that means
Timmy9213: i think we've gon voer this before.........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: =]
Timmy9213: windows.......
xXxsnowblitzxXx: hp
Timmy9213: ........
xXxsnowblitzxXx: rofl
xXxsnowblitzxXx: im guessing thats windows
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iGenius52: dude
iGenius52: jasons mom is too cool
iGenius52: she falcon punched him!
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[@Jemy] i coudl conect ethernet cables for the rest of my life
[@Jemy] wihtout getting boreds
[@Jemy] bored*
[+zepski] not me
[~knoeki] me neither
[@Jemy] i cannot WAIT to goto work tomorrow
[+zepski] i have to connect usb cords every now and again
[@Jemy] usb cord r boring
[+zepski] wtf is wrong with you
[+zepski] usb cords do everything including your mom
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq
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<unholycarp> dude im not putting my penis in a butt okay
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<shin_shei> i duno, i missed all the azn mod rolls, its fuking gay :\
<shin_shei> i suck at math
<shin_shei> i dont know kungfu
<shin_shei> and i dont have a highly modded car with nos
<Ragman> you're fucked :<
<Marcus> Yeah dude.
<shin_shei> i wud take any of those HAPPILY :|
<Marcus> You got shafted.
<shin_shei> except good at math, thats fucking useless -_-
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< IwEl> hey bowl bots not on
< Ashnari> Can I swear?
< IwEl> go for it
< rostern> yes
< Ashnari> Say "shit"?
< vodrake> try :)
< rostern> yes
< Ashnari> Woo!
-!- Ashnari was kicked from #Fumbbl by Angie [Kick!]
< Ashnari> What the...
< Ashnari> What happened?
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<+Hammertim> I just got two gigs of ram and this site seems kinda slow
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<whitehat2> how do I say verbs on gerunds in french? like: she's studying
<kehoea> whitehat2, you use the present tense
<whitehat2> what about l'apprentissage?
<whitehat2> elle est l'apprentissage du fran´┐Żais
<kehoea> she is the learning of French
<kehoea> not a particularly useful thing to want to say
Comment: #lingustics, freenode
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<weirdojace> one time this girl was on her phone in class. so I walked up to her and sang "SEX OVER THE PHONE!" really loud and then walked away.Comment: #gbs-fm
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<irq> anyone here watch Dancing With the Stars?
<pfree> my wife does, because she lacks male genitalia
<pfree> the quality of female on the show is disappointing
<pfree> the have the fuggle faced blonde with no eyebrows, some random brunette
<pfree> a horrible little butter troll
<pfree> yamaguchi is the only saving grace
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<immibis> also if this is the channel for geekissues.org as well, i would also like to point out that many of the links there are broken
<Defcon_> ***  slaps immibis around a bit with a large trout
<Defcon_> i've nohting more to say
Comment: #geekissues
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domluvr4u: we r swingers i am dom wife is sub
domluvr4u: pm me if a fem
+gavin|: um, wrong server
*** domluvr4u has quit IRC (User is banned (not those kind of seamonkeys))
Comment: #seamonkey on mozilla.org
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<Gershwin> if you have never stuck your hand in a computer before, be careful to not chop off a finger in a large fan
<Riyonuk> ok it's open
<Riyonuk> umm it says
<Gershwin> i know, it's hard to read through all the blood
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[2:51:51pm] * `Royce sets mode: +b *!*lakaman@*.users.quakenet.org
[2:51:51pm] * `Royce was kicked by `Royce (BITCH)
[2:51:55pm] <koolperson> ...
[2:51:59pm] <xFelix> hahaha
[2:52:01pm] <xFelix> oh shit
[2:52:03pm] <koolperson> lol!
[2:52:04pm] <xFelix> he owned himself
[2:52:05pm] <|Quake|> wtf is that about
[2:52:11pm] <xFelix> THATS A FUCKING QUOTE!
[2:52:25pm] <koolperson> i dont think he ment to lol
[2:52:46pm] <Duggalo> still funny
Comment: #megasoffice
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<knuck> it's funny when i talk to rl people and i'm like
<knuck> not even quantum mechanics are random
<knuck> and they're like
<knuck> wtf u nub
<knuck> and i think yo myself I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE A REAL Math.Rand()
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<Warpath> .online God
<wimtbot> god has been online for 298 hours, 20 minutes and 34 seconds, and signed on at 19:54:53 UTC on 15 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> .online Satan
<Warpath> :D
<wimtbot> Couldn't retrieve signon time for satan. They are probably offline.
<Warpath> or banished to hell
<Warpath> .online jesus
<wimtbot> Jesus has been online for 1 hour, 11 minutes and 24 seconds, and signed on at 05:12:36 UTC on 28 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> O_O
<Warpath> who is he here for now ? O_O
<Warpath> .online Lucifer
<wimtbot> Lucifer has been online for 29 hours, 15 minutes and 39 seconds, and signed on at 01:09:14 UTC on 27 Apr 2008.
<Warpath> ahh
Comment: freenode
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<Valtieri> Raisin Bran, Raisin Bran, friendly neighborhood Raisin Bran, give you vitamins, yes it can. tasty breakfast, yes indeed, that crunch may be, just what you need. Look out! Here comes the Raisin Bran.
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tennisany0ne91: Hey, quick question
tennisany0ne91: is that gmail send things from the past real?
tennisany0ne91: (i forgot the name)
evil666rat: no
evil666rat: But I will now make fun of you for thinking thats real
evil666rat: gg
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<goose> what's she going to spain for?
<GP-Ryan|work> teaching
<GP-Ryan|work> she wants to teach spanish
<GP-Ryan|work> i want her to go to law school instead
<goose> why's that?
<GP-Ryan|work> so I can stay at home and drink beer and play video games
<goose> hahahahaha
<GP-Ryan|work> nah, not really
<goose> I'd hope not
<GP-Ryan|work> I'd do that and work on GamePlasma.com too
Comment: irc.chatspike.net #forumplasma
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