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#201689* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Love_LeeWTF> I think they are trying to learn english
<@Lysaer> �Qu�? Mi nombre es. �Qui�n? mi nombre es. �Qu�? mi nombre es� chica del chica del chica. �Sombr�o delgado!
<@Love_LeeWTF> I will know if i hear them try to introduce themselves with "Hi! My name is chicka chicka Munambo"
<@Lysaer> �Exc�seme! Puedo tener la atenci�n de la clase para un segundo. �Hola los cabritos, hacen usted tienen gusto de violencia? �Quiera verme pegar nueve clavos de la pulgada con cada uno de mis p�rpados?
<@Love_LeeWTF> that is spanish, these people are from Nigeria
<@Lysaer> oh.
<@Lysaer> babelfish doesn't have a "English to Send-me-your-bank-account-information-and-I-will-deposit-one-million-dollars" translator.
Comment: Discussion on why her neighbors were playing "My Name Is" on repeat.
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7vWAZZ hi!  hice site!Comment: 7vWAZZ hi! hice site!
#201101* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
ZzUflk hi!  hice site!Comment: ZzUflk hi! hice site!
#200934* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ridley327> I'm not going to lie
<Ridley327> Band camp? Totally not what that movie said it was
#200897* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<fester64> look its the pansy boy
<segin> its josh fagboy from colorado sucks, co
<fester64> i dont live in colorado you fucking moron
<segin> fester64: where you live? Bangkok?
Comment: fester's realname is josh
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vWGzSQ hi!  hice site!Comment: vWGzSQ hi! hice site!
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<Dragonstar> hey
<Dragonstar> " /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
<lakitu> sorry, was copying  4,300 pictures
<Dragonstar> ok
<Dragonstar> hey  /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
<lakitu> i used your email, please check it & confirm the password. independent_press@yahoo.com
<Dragonstar> I don't know the password for that email?
<Dragonstar> do you know it?
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<pitz> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it every day
<pitz> *clap*
<pitz> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it 'cause I'm gay
<pitz> *clap*
<pitz> I suck dick for SUKI(tm), I do it every day...
<pitz> *clap*
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GpkmVt hi!  hice site!Comment: GpkmVt hi! hice site!
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Whitesnak> Lord Bookie has returned
* Whitesnak has quit (Quit: Whitesnak)
<MartinMan> Lord Whitey has exited :(
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<Isum> I ain't no fuckin' noob....I've been in here for like....three weeks....heh...
<Isum> That's like a year in internet time...
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<el_dulzor> i screwed flats fat mom.
<+Flat> and gave her a tip afterwards
<el_dulzor> my tip was "lose some weight fatass"
#199635* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
So make no mistake and fap up the channel
I'm Fappy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be?  It's a mirage!
I'm fapping on your face it's sabotage!
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VulcanJaded: heyyyyy
VulcanJaded: hey, not cool, answer me
Libbymac212: This is not Caitlyn yes is not here. This is here dad.
VulcanJaded: Hello "this is here dad" you apparently do not understand the language of "English" very well now do you?
Libbymac212: Well good you understand it.
VulcanJaded: Well good, you do too.
VulcanJaded: How are you "here dad?"
VulcanJaded: Oh my gosh! That is terrible grammar, my bad.
VulcanJaded: How are you, "here dad"?
Libbymac212: POOF GONE.
Libbymac212 signed off at 10:42:15 PM
#199381* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Nick:  So
How's the peg like?
I just woke up... and that was supposed to be how are you doing
me:  omg. go to bed
#199075* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Mead> when I was a kids I didn't hear "this will put hair on your chest" as a warning
<@Xipher> kids?
<@Xipher> did you some how merge?
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<Gogf> I'll prolly end up doing either astronomy or philosophy
<fifty> its not cool unless you do both
<fifty> like kant
<Bill3000> he kant do that, fifty
<LightFang> kant took astronomy?
<LightFang> damn he's even more of a genius than i thought
<Bill3000> yeah but gogf kant do it
<LightFang> god damn bill
<LightFang> shut the hell up
<LightFang> with those bad kant jokes
<Bill3000> you're so bohring
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<Surge> PSN is better than xBox live
<Mikeh> isnt it PS Home or something?
<N0valyfe> idk, but PSN isn't even in the same league tbh.
<N0valyfe> haha
<+Tom> God surge, i thought you were a noob, now i think your a die hard cun.
<+Tom> *coon
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[05:39:33] <photosinensis> Schroedinger's lolcat: it both can has and no can has cheezburger until you look at it.
[05:39:58] <photosinensis> And then, it puts you in the box.
[05:40:07] <photosinensis> because that's how lolcats work.
Comment: #xkcd
#197310* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DrLecter> If I dont, we'll have something working =)
<DrLecter> Emperorc will help, right Emperorc? :P
<Emperorc> yes :P
<Emperorc> but I thought mobs were more important :P
-->| KenM has joined #l2j-team
=-= Mode #l2j-team +o KenM by chanserv
<Emperorc> and KenM will help too, right?
<DrLecter> right
=-= KenM is now known as Some1Else
<`House`> xD
<Emperorc> lol
<Some1Else> that KenM is going to help you guys, im sure
<DrLecter> rofl
<ThePhoenixBird> ROFL
<nBd^> lol
<Some1Else> you should just wait him to enter
Comment: Just another WTF moment in the L2j Team
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-*- kinabalu has just been using his new wii fit :)
<flippo> Feel fit now?
<kinabalu> 45 minutes of hula hooping, yoga'ng, strength training, and balancing ..
<kinabalu> is that a feeling of fit i feel ... maybe!
<flippo> Don't overdo it on the first day!
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: Nice workout.
<pr3d4t0r> kinabalu: It sounds like it's turning you into a girl.
<joed> BabySpice!
<kinabalu> bite me, bite me very much
Comment: Is kinabalu turning into the Richard Simons of IRC?
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<xarxer> I get all fucked up without coffee
<xarxer> I don't know whether thats good or bad
<neptunepink> xarxer: bad
<xarxer> neptunepink: it is?
<neptunepink> xarxer: No, it's actually very good for you. Having addictions is *healthy*
<xarxer> are u a girl?
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<@DarkArchon> !owner
* IceBot sets mode: +q DarkArchon
<GirlArchon> !owner's gf
<GirlArchon> pfft
* Quits: @DarkArchon (DarkArchon@magellanwars.info) (Ping timeout)
<~IceCool> lol
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Crazy: we did ouigi at a friends house for the first time tonight
Crazy: it didnt work because noone bleieved in it
Crazy: maybe i pissed the ghosts off.... we were aiting for something to happen so i shook it side to side and suggested the problem was the ghost had parkinsons
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<VivaLaPalestina> oh god
<VivaLaPalestina> now "mini me" has a sex tape :/
(time passes...)
* VivaLaPalestina has quit (Quit: VivaLaPalestina)
<aq> How the FUCK did viva find out about the "mini me" sex tape?
<aq> anyone know
<aq> ?
<aq> Like, is he signed up for some mailing list?
<TechnoBoY> I found out about it on blogs
<aq> wtf kinda blogs keeps an eye out for a mini me sex tape?
<Anaconda> people with to much time on their hands
<aq> Do you think if Doctor Evil watched that sex tape he'd think to himself "so THAT's what it looked like when my mother raped me as a child?"
<Anaconda> wtf
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