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#138889

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:43:04 0

Raycaster : I thought you hated poetry? Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry: Nightripper: Roses are red. Nightripper: Violets are blue. Nightripper: Shut the fuck up, Nightripper: Or I'll assrape you. Nightripper: Enjoy.

#131422

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:34:45 0

<lolage> Holy shit. Most epic idea ever. <lolage> In the history of mankind. <lolage> A rocket-coffin. <lolage> You get put in standing upward. Door gets closed and you get launched into the sky <lolage> with a parachute attached to your body <lolage> the door blows in mid air <lolage> parachute autodeploys <lolage> you float, dead; down into someones garden <oohal> lolage, you've got issues <lolage> Oh man. I'd better get started on the blue prints.

#128655

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:34:45 0

<Kitty> I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

#129207

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:34:45 0

<miska> does anyone know how to change sex in WoW? <SaxxonPike> When you play WoW, sex won't ever change

#134332

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:34:45 0

<drharlem> Hey, I never believed in programming with it but I've come up with a resolution: <drharlem> That cocaine stuff actually works, got a mug, put in hot water, <drharlem> four bags of the stuff, <drharlem> and I've been up ever since <drharlem> shit! CAFFEINE!! CAFFEINE!

#133097

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:34:45 0

<Peppery> i did get started on that xml thing <Peppery> then got bored and wrote a program that prints random strings and makes my terminal look like the matrix

#125781

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:26:25 0

[17:33] <Julia-Maureen> Hold on, my cat is screaming...

#302252

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:55:10 0

<Goose> Say alpha-Kenny-body out loud. <Demii> GENIUS.

#301562

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:55:10 0

bakayuki@live.com: i kinda want to explain to her about the positrons in bananas bakayuki@live.com: and see if i can get her to think eating moar bananas will slow down time... FRIN NY KAO: do it baka.yuki@live.com: if she comes in tomorrow shoving bananas down her throat i win at life FRIN NY KAO: /awesom FRIN NY KAO: do it baka.yuki@live.com: already talking to her baka.yuki@live.com: i'm backing it up with fancy science problems baka.yuki@live.com: which is actually just my chem homework FRIN NY KAO: HAHAHAHA baka.yuki@live.com: i just showed her an mole-balanced equation for how iron and water become rust FRIN NY KAO: oh wow baka.yuki@live.com: and explained that was the pime taradox equation baka.yuki@live.com: if she runs in to another /b/ tard he's gonna have a field day FRIN NY KAO: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA baka.yuki@live.com: she's an english major baka.yuki@live.com: of course she is FRIN NY KAO: you're bullshitting FRIN NY KAO: she bought it? baka.yuki@live.com: why didn't i think of that baka.yuki@live.com: she took it hook line and sinker baka.yuki@live.com: "oh so thats why i feel so slow and bloated when i eat to many bananas" baka.yuki@live.com: i almost couldn't keep a straight face FRIN NY KAO: aw dude baka.yuki@live.com: "yes exactly, the sodium is slowing down your time sphere" FRIN NY KAO: ever seen commercials for 'the invention of lying'? baka.yuki@live.com: nope FRIN NY KAO: oh FRIN NY KAO: tl;dr FRIN NY KAO: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END UNLESS WE HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW FRIN NY KAO: response? FRIN NY KAO: do we have time to get to a motel room? FRIN NY KAO: that woman FRIN NY KAO: is banana girl baka.yuki@live.com: she's going on and on about odd experiences she's had with bananas baka.yuki@live.com: i'm having FRIN NY KAO: oh baka.yuki@live.com: real issues FRIN NY KAO: god baka.yuki@live.com: not laughing baka.yuki@live.com: like i can feel my face contorting FRIN NY KAO: if she asks you whats wrong FRIN NY KAO: you should just say baka.yuki@live.com: i ate a banana FRIN NY KAO: im sorry, you're just a total idiot baka.yuki@live.com: no i told her i ate a banana and then an orange earlier baka.yuki@live.com: and now they're duking it out FRIN NY KAO: what baka.yuki@live.com: she bought it baka.yuki@live.com: and feels bad for the orange FRIN NY KAO: i feel bad for her parents baka.yuki@live.com: oh thank god baka.yuki@live.com: she's leaving baka.yuki@live.com: HAHAHAHAHAHA baka.yuki@live.com: i WIN baka.yuki@live.com: "Well I wanna go to the cafeteria to get some bananas, I have an exam this afternoon and a few more hours would be nice" FRIN NY KAO: OH GOD FRIN NY KAO: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS baka.yuki@live.com: I told her she wont physically notice the difference but to just keep eating them baka.yuki@live.com: you can't make this shit up FRIN NY KAO: oh god baka.yuki@live.com: how do these people function FRIN NY KAO: iunno baka.yuki@live.com: the guy in the cube next to me heard the whole conversation baka.yuki@live.com: he just asked to shake my hand FRIN NY KAO: HAHAHAHAHA baka.yuki@live.com: "I want to shake the hand of the man, who is the greatest troll I have ever met" FRIN NY KAO: remember that comment about another /b/tard? FRIN NY KAO: well, you met him rather than her FRIN NY KAO: fuck FRIN NY KAO: you won so hard FRIN NY KAO: you found the motherfucking holy grail baka.yuki@live.com: i want her number so I can like baka.yuki@live.com: have something to do when bored baka.yuki@live.com: just call her up and troll her FRIN NY KAO: "hey, water causes you to develop tumors faster" baka.yuki@live.com: the feeling bad for the orange baka.yuki@live.com: that baka.yuki@live.com: that about killed me

#303479

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:36:38 0

<Tom> Guys, I just pulled the best prank ever, took 2 months to do the whole thing. <Matt> ... Go on? <Charlie> what was it? *** Joins: Craig <Craig> Fuck guys, James died. <Matt> What the fuck?! How? <Craig> Noone knows, a midget found him dead in his bathroom apparently. <Craig> He is up there on the suspect list. *** Quits: Tom (Ermm.. sleep) <Craig> That'll teach the prick to hide midgets in my bathroom. *Craig is now known as James

#303515

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:28:22 0

&Akensai: i just brutally slaughtered some russian asshat &Akensai: called me an elephant penis in russian &Akensai: so i let him know i could understand russian &Akensai: by calling him 2 week old moldy dick juice &Akensai: now we're friends.

#303524

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:28:22 0

[DominoEffect] so, I saw quite possibly the best thing ever today [DominoEffect] had to go to the hospital because my mother had to have surgery done [DominoEffect] and in the lobby there was a little bakery type thing, with coffee and bagels and such [DominoEffect] the guy behind the counter was short, big nose, bald on top, short curly hair on the sides and back of his head [DominoEffect] when I came in there was a big guy standing around outside, he came in after me and ordered a bagel or something with a thick german accent [DominoEffect] took a bite and said "you know, we can't get decent baked goods in germany anymore" [DominoEffect] the guy behind the counter just said "oh, and whose fault is that?" [DominoEffect] I was fuckin dying, I had to step outside for a minute

#303566

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:28:22 0

lollz> And what did babys drink before people discovered cows? Aeon> they drank there moms milk lollz> Yeh but where did they get the milk Aeon> omg CoJaBo> ... CoJaBo> !wp breast feeding AmiBot> Breastfeeding is the feeding of an infant or young child with milk from a woman's breasts. lollz> wtf milk comes from boobs? CoJaBo> LOL Aeon> wow u srsly didnt kno that? lollz> EWW! MILk comes from cow boobs! Comment: Milk Day, 2008

#303571

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:28:22 0

<CoJaBo> There was a moth icon on a site I just visited. <CoJaBo> I thought it was an ad so I mousover'd to adblock it. <CoJaBo> And it FLEW IN MY EYE D:

#303589

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:28:22 0

<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract? <Xa> No clue <Omi> Jews <Omi> All that time spent in concentration camps.

#303386

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:32:15 0

<jer> on a side note, love the new iphone headset -- they don't tangle as easily <jer> s/headset/earbuds\/whatever/ <erica> earbuds == evil evil evil <jer> erica, three evils? thought just two? <erica> Left ear, right, sinuses <atomicbird> if the earbuds hurt your sinuses, you're probably using them wrong

#128138

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:32:15 0

<Options> well, guess my parents dont want me playing phoenix wright in the house anymore :( <Sylon[DMS]|Around> throw your DS in their face and yell OBJECTION! <Options> that is....AN AWESOME IDEA

#303296

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:32:15 0

<Protagonist> STAND UP TO THE VICTORY <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> STAND UP <Protagonist> guitar solo =-= Protagonist was booted from #adeptusevangelion by OlympusMons (sit down)

#296915

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:32:15 0

<_Pooky> Watch out for the 700cal sandwichs tho. <lion42> _Pooky, I'm on a 4000 calorie diet. I can have all the sandwiches I damn well want. :P <Uncertain> that's no diet, that's a monster <_Pooky> No shit...why are you on a 4k diet? <_Pooky> Weight training or something? <lion42> Pancreatic insufficiency. Because I don't dump out enough enzymes, I don't absorb calories or.. anything at all, really, as well as other people do. <lion42> 4000 is my normal, average, maintaining my weight diet. <_Pooky> Ok, that makes sense then. <_Pooky> That's got to make for messy bowel movements. <lion42> Yes, my shits are festive.

#301597

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:53:18 0

<fahadsadah> Lolwut? <fahadsadah> HTML5 will be completed in 2022? <+Dvyjones> Wait, it will be completed?

#302372

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:53:18 0

<fahadsadah> But these are 300/350/400V <fahadsadah> I have enough to kill someone here <fahadsadah> And I need to hurry with the soldering <fahadsadah> April Fools is tomorrow

#302444

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:53:18 0

<nil> If you have a problem and think to yourself... "I can solve that with a regular expresion!" Now you have two problems.

#214645

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:53:18 0

<+SnappleMan> only pussies fight <+SnappleMan> it takes a real man to passionately kiss another <+SnappleMan> and remain straight Comment: #OCRemix on ETG

#294559

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:53:18 0

(@Fantasy) I blame that evil midget in rehab (@Fantasy) headbutted me in thr balls (@Fantasy) and he was perfect height (@Fantasy) his head was literally crotch height (refused) who the fuck even does that (@Fantasy) after you spend a month making midget jokes (@Fantasy) to a cocaine addict in rehab (@Fantasy) than on family/friends day having all your friends make fun of his midget kind (@Fantasy) he came up and said something like "stop shitting, dog" (@Fantasy) I laughed (@Fantasy) he said you want to start something (@Fantasy) I said say it to my face (@Fantasy) and LAUGHED (@Fantasy) he headbutted me in the balls (@Fantasy) I was on the ground (@Fantasy) crying (@Fantasy) so he squatted down and said "stop messing with me" (@Fantasy) right in my face (@Fantasy) and since then I've been afraid of midgets

#301792

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:53:18 0

<{KHI}DellGuy> ceil, did you check out google buzz? <ceil> {KHI}DellGuy: Google Twitter? <ceil> looks like an email version of google wave, but twitterized <ceil> holy shit, too much web 2.0 in that line * ceil washes hands