QDB: Latest Approved Quotes

#305947

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

<+wklyver> man, you ever get something to work, but you aren't quite sure how <+Cuntism> i made my gf cum once <+Cuntism> does that count

#308006

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

<dr2chase> As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb. <dr2chase> That's why IEDs get buried, stuffed into dead dogs, what have you. Around here, if you wanted to hide a bomb in plain sight, you'd stick it in a crumpled Dunkin Donuts bag. <anony> Isn't a Dunkin Donuts bag the first place a cop would look?

#303211

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

<Programix> drugs are like cheat codes in real life <Programix> they are awesome but it ruins the rest of the game

#303216

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

<jasperdett> :D <resuni> :D <Novell_Nazi> anyone ever tell you, you two look exactly alike? Comment: irc.ecnet.org

#303762

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

< man_in_shack> anyone here good with configuring hal? <+blast007> just don't give him two contradicting objectives and you'll be fine

#301752

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

<Flickerdart> See, Russian doesn't have an X. It uses ks instead. <Flickerdart> It saves room in the alphabet for more useful letters. <Flickerdart> Like 3.

#303057

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:54:35 0

<feem> what are all these letters and numbers on my screen <MFZ> feem: That is called "text". Some have the ability to "read".

#306718

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 06:59:00 0

[talking about kuwait] everbong: i almost got blowed up back in the day.. thats how i got the name everbong MaxGripper: really? MaxGripper: what happened? everbong: this lady came up to a small group of us, saying something, and i was like "everbong?? wtf??" we started to walk away and she exploded everbong: apparantly she was saying "i have a bomb" in fail english

#178881

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 06:59:00 0

<defunkt> anyone know a good web-based survey system? <defunkt> we need to find out why you guys are actually paying us money Comment: From #github

#307979

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:29:54 0

<Ymbirtt> !remind 10m pizza <Ymbirtt> !remind 12m seriously pizza <Ymbirtt> !remind 20m small black disk <Ymbirtt> !remind 1h extinguish fire in kitchen

#307990

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:29:54 0

<glxblt> i really wish life had an undo button <GargajCNS> i'd be content with a walkthrough <GargajCNS> or a plot synopsis on wikipedia

#307998

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:29:54 0

<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop <~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off <AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(

#308003

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:29:54 0

<kuyler> This voice recognition kind of socks

#307947

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:29:54 0

<Pryoidain> So I had this brilliant Idea to patch portage to support Regex.... <Pryoidain> Like..massive regex standard strings <LtBrenton> @_@ <Pryoidain> and then just for curiosity I ran emerge --search --desc *** <Pryoidain> This system sounds like a turbine and I've lost a shell >.>

#307960

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:29:54 0

<@Alberd> I have repurposed an old beta tank into a woodlice farm. I now have a plastic jar full of pill bugs on my desk which delight me to no end and I'm not sure why. <+Night> You are an interesting person, Alberd <@Alberd> I proffer that Armadillidium woodlice are by far one of the more adorable crustaceans. I have many fond memories of catching them as a child. <@Alberd> Handfuls of them. <@Alberd> Also of drowning them because I thought if you put them in water they would turn into worms eventually.

#300804

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola? <Kage_Jittai> superlou: what? <superlou> Viola burns longer <generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow -*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle -*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on -*- generic gives the signal -*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water. -*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou -*- superlou stands up -*- generic readies the signal -*- superlou uses teleport <Moon_Doggy> damn <generic> D:

#301318

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

<@Warrigal> I just realized that compilers reproduce asexually. This is possibly the most awesome moment of my life.

#300551

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D: Comment: fun while it lasted

#300943

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them <Party> .223

#301713

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

slain nicole show us your vagina suspiria not tonight slain is it all sloppy tonight slain did you man beat it up suspiria it's fairly clean suspiria as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become slain do vaginas make cheese suspiria no timmy i know an asshole that makes computers

#302242

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461 <tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap <tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's <flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500 <G-Flex> no <tgies> no <G-Flex> don't <G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150 <flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex? <G-Flex> yeah <G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right? <flamingspinach2> yeah <tgies> you guys are fucking nerds Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org

#300000

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 01:08:39 0

<gary> This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick <gary> Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH

#307982

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 01:46:34 0

* krikkert heads for that large downy object in the other room which is rumoured to remove fatigue and restore vitality. * UmbralRaptor spent far too long wondering why a coffee-maker would be covered in down.

#307893

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 01:46:34 0

<normalboy>rofl <normalboy>re: hollow spy coins <normalboy>Start the day thinking you had exact change to pay for breakfast; end the day realizing you paid with two dollars, three cents and six hits of acid. Comment: #wtfux

#307812

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 23:08:54 0

<ninja_warrior666> can anyone tell me how to create sodium metal? <ninja_warrior666> or nitrocellulose? <Schroedingers_hat> Well, it all starts with an infinitely hot singularity... <ninja_warrior666> ... <Schroedingers_hat> But you've gotta create some nothing first. <Schroedingers_hat> Well, not first <Schroedingers_hat> because you haven't created time yet. <Schroedingers_hat> Well not yet <Schroedingers_hat> but you get what I mean