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#308835

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:17:39 0

<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy

#308868

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:17:39 0

<crikes> connection issues: the musical <crikes> the protagonist enters stage left then exists immediately <crikes> this continues for two hours <crikes> it proves to be a massive hit

#308884

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:17:39 0

<ss23> my nose is getting really sore, I think its from eating really spicy stuff with a cold <ShaggyTwoDope> random rule of life <ShaggyTwoDope> better your nose then your butt <cksdayoff> Shaggy, did u learn that rule in prison

#308894

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:17:39 0

* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc <Daemon404> canadian even <Lumpio-> Cross-compiling it to Canadian? <Lumpio-> whoa <Kulag> Lumpio-: Basically it just apologises when it segfaults. <Lumpio-> Does it apologize in both English and French? <Lumpio-> Also it is available under the french name lclcdlg ? <Lumpio-> (Le compilati�n la compilaieurs de la Gn�)

#308906

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:17:39 0

cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop MiX: wait, isn't it noop MiX: like MiX: no-op cyborg_ar: yeah but the instruction is written as nop cyborg_ar: because we programmers lazy cyborg_ar: so save keystrokes cyborg_ar: whenever can

#308922

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:17:39 0

<@i_c-Y> i had a nightmare yesterday that i bought 3 licenses of norton antivirus

#308179

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:52:46 0

<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights <SkyLurker> I named two of them and he never used those two again :( * ZachPrime can't afford one of those atm <SkyLurker> the mouth one was Hungry Mary <SkyLurker> and the other one was Gaping Gloria <SkyLurker> sometimes I would make them perform sex acts on each other <&ZachPrime> ... why are you telling me this? >.> <SkyLurker> I have been keeping it to myself all these years... <SkyLurker> I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore

#305691

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:07:30 0

<Raptor> Huh. Discovering that the last time the file system was mounted is in the future scares linux. <Celti> Yes. Linux needs special drivers for time travel. <Raptor> I assume I can easily apt-get them? <MrTrick> : time-travel installed successfully <MrTrick> #> sudo apt-get install time-travel

#218044

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:07:30 0

<sward> �I found a box I can reproduce on� * sward worries

#308830

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 14:37:24 0

<Ta`niik> I got a few assorted things at the store a half hour ago. I got a bunch of dirty looks while at the cash register. I didn't realize it until now that I had bought knife blades and halloween candy at the same time. >.< Comment: #CoS

#308860

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 14:37:24 0

<judges119> Has anybody tried to eat the ingredients of a cake on the assumption the ingredients will be <judges119> like the final product? <mamacx> omg no <maximumoffence> ...yes. <maximumoffence> I was a stupid child

#308799

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:23:06 0

<Vyk> Ender, what happened with your motorcycle? <Ender> Motorcycles are not good for deer hunting <FiestaJoe> well you got it in one shot <FiestaJoe> and it dropped right where it was hit <FiestaJoe> cost of ammunition seems expensive though <Ender> $6700 per shot

#308803

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:23:06 0

<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo

#308806

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:23:06 0

<powersurge> god dammit <powersurge> I go to dairy queen so often that google is asking me to set it as my work <powersurge> stop judging me, google

#308758

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:26:44 0

<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST

#308772

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:26:44 0

<TheDancingLobster> yeah <TheDancingLobster> i tend not to read code anyway <TheDancingLobster> i just glare at it

#308723

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:26:44 0

<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally <maki> all the weeaboos i would be around <gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french <maki> canadians Comment: #n

#308726

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:26:44 0

<steveio>this dude at work is an insufferable asshole <steveio>and he asked me to look at his code because it wasn't working right. But he had that air of "I couldn't find it, so I don't think you will either, but I know my boss will ask if anyone else looked at it, so here." Such an asshole <steveio>anyhow, found the problem right away, simple fix. But I then added this lovely gem: <steveio>#define sizeof( rand( <steveio>he uses sizeof in for loops everywhere >:)

#308728

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:26:44 0

<myself> I'm reminded of alphawolf's story of tracking down some guy who was sending strange traffic, and turned out to live in the next town over. <myself> Guy's personal website included a pic of himself holding a banana like a gun. <myself> so, wolfie and Evil head over there, armed with bananas and an Ethereal printout. Bang on the door. Someone answers, looks like the guy in the pic. <myself> <threatening banana-stance>TELNET POLICE. STOP PINGING GARGAMEL.</stance> <myself> And they leave. <myself> Stunned. Silence. <myself> the packets stopped.

#306044

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 12:09:23 0

<@CiTay> haha... watching Science.Ch.Moon.Machines.5of6.Space.Suit... in the space suit, they had this "pee bag" with a condom-like hose leading to it. initially they had three sizes for the condom-like part, small, medium and large. but all astronauts ordered the large part, no matter the real need. so they renamed it to large, gigantic and humongous.

#302337

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:56:07 0

* B-Rad feels special <CaptainAwesome> nice job <CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though <B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>

#306020

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:56:07 0

<gde33> When reading ##politics I'm always amazed how smart people are in all the other channels.

#308688

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 12:48:01 0

<^_^> I thought you didn't use B in Finnish? <Bill> The thought of that makes me ill <^_^> the thought of what <Bill> Not having a B

#305931

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 23:05:43 0

<Joh> The worst part of life: <Joh> That time between being able to drive the little cars at legoland and being able to drive real cars.

#304691

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 23:05:43 0

<BunneH> i saw a urologist yesterday <BunneH> er.. today, not yesterday <BunneH> he had to use KY jelly to get his thumb into my prostate <BunneH> well, i dunno if it was KY <BunneH> may have been aknockoff <BunneH> point is, i had a jelly-covered thumb in my anus <BunneH> i felt like a donut <BunneH> when he poked it he said "does this make you feel like you need to urinate?" <BunneH> i almost said "no, but i feel like i need to shit a thumb" <BunneH> luckily, i refrained, and just said "no"