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#300446

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:52:06 0

<DiamondK> I'm just saying <DiamondK> What kind of a world is this where you block the word "fuck" and people get all up in arms about how censorship is bad <DiamondK> Yet if you start talking about God and religion then they all want you censored no questions asked <GreenCobra> And I'm just saying <GreenCobra> Some people call that a beautiful world

#300462

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:52:06 0

<nlogax> lol.. a guy here at work saw his position being advertised.. and got pissed off <miketaylr> oops <ben_alman> like an additional resource, or a replacement? <nlogax> they haven't said.. he sent in an application :D <nlogax> and said "if you want to know more i'm just 15m away!" <ben_alman> he applied for his own job? <nlogax> yes

#261856

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:52:06 0

<Bobsentme> So, at work, HR decided to put up signs with some of the classic monsters (Frankenstein, The Mummy, Wolfman, etc) and slogans like "You'll get wrapped up in reading blah, blah, blah" and "Reading is electrifying" for halloween <Bobsentme> Well, apparently, they also decided to put up, on the wall outside the cafeteria a whole timeline of GLBT contributions throughout history <Bobsentme> GLBT = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered. <Bobsentme> So, as I'm walking down the hall, I look over at the GLBT wall, not really paying a lot of attention, until I get to the end... <Bobsentme> Where someone had placed one of the HR halloween signs, with the Boogeyman on it, that read "Have you checked YOUR closet lately?"

#300291

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:22:43 0

<Fox> I disrupted a town hall meeting today with a simple question, the one I was looking for last night. <Fox> Totaly threw all the old fearmongers off track <Kein> lolwut? <Fox> yeah, I tried going to a town hall meeting, which takes place at sea world here every couple weeks or so...and I seemed to be the only one trying to argue and promote facts instead of fearmongering bs <Fox> it was mostly old people and rich looking guys in suits <Fox> so this time when I went in and they refused to listen, I asked a question, sounding as serious as possible <Fox> the question? "has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" <G-Flex> hahahaha did you seriously say that <Fox> I had to write it down to remember it right, but...it sounds like a legit question

#154996

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:22:43 0

<sungo> I love resumes. <sungo> Folks, fucking proofread your resumes. <sungo> This guy has been a web developer since Aug 2997 <cat-xeger> sungo - novel... <drforr> I didn't know they will have had web in 2997... <sungo> if we still have php in 2997, I'm setting off the nukes RIGHT NOW

#299675

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:22:43 0

<squibbles> :o <squibbles> Universal is producing an Asteroids Movie! <~blue_tetris> It sounds absolutely awful. <~blue_tetris> I'd shoot that movie, if not for the fear that it would break into three smaller movies.

#297725

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:54:28 0

<CShadowRun> windows keeps telling me i might be a victim of software counterfeiting :( <CShadowRun> i don't think of myself as a victim, more of a benificiary

#117599

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

<Celox> I'd be terrible with kids, specifically bedtime stories, I can't lie to kids <Celox> they'd ask me if that really happened and I'd just say no, citing all the historical and scientific inaccuracies <Celox> then I'd explain human psychology as best we understand it as a means of further proving that would never happen because people don't really act like that <Celox> but then I'd reassure them that due to quantum physics in an alternate dimension far away from here it is entirely possible that something did happen that was at least fairly similar to the story even though we have no worldly form of proving it within our collective lifetimes <Celox> then I'd say goodnight

#117874

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

<plasticmillion> so this is totally stupid but does anyone know the keyboard shortcut to jump to the next compilation error in VS.NET <plasticmillion> for the life of me I can't seem to find it * plasticmillion bets that if he asked how to invert a multidimensional matrix in the current Emacs buffer someone here would know *that* <db48x> well <db48x> if you're in calc mode it's & <db48x> I'm not aware of any other modes that let you do matrix math <plasticmillion> I rest my case Comment: irc.mozilla.org #developers

#116343

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

<IdleFire> back later perhaps, playing aoe with the girlfriend * Quits: IdleFire (IdleFire@idlefire.net) (Quit: IdleFire) <MadManMarkAu> Wait, he has a girlfriend, and he prefers to play AoE? <MasterCJ> thats nothing <MasterCJ> once he was in bed with her <MasterCJ> naked <MasterCJ> and was on irc <MasterCJ> and she was playing aoe <MadManMarkAu> :s

#117669

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type <+zmda> 100? <+zmda> 200? <+zmda> 300? * hund sets mode: -v zmda <@hund> 0 words per minute is my guesstimate. Comment: #c on efnet

#117159

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

popmania7: It would be like some movie thats like this situation.

#116163

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

<sly> being a sex addict is a bad thing? <hohum> only for ugly people

#117205

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

<ghib[2d]> yeah, it's like when I tell my nephews and nieces what I do they all go ..coooool!!.. and I'm thinking if only you knew what that entailed you wouldn't be saying that <ghib[2d]> masturbating pigs for a living isn't fun <brome> What do you do ? <brome> uh <brome> wtf

#115706

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:16:07 0

* scalpod shakes his head in cornfusion <Phinny> cornfusion? Is that like being caught in a maize? <Asquire> corn fusion? is that like ethanol?

#216997

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:10:51 0

<Shii> ethane, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job <Shii> to get fired from <Cpl_Ethane> Shii: I worked there, over uhm <Cpl_Ethane> 15 years ago <Cpl_Ethane> and I got fired <Shii> what for? <Cpl_Ethane> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one Comment: #raspberryheaven

#119039

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:03:23 0

<Jon`> i only forwarded port 1024 <Jon`> are there more ports i need to forward? <Astrum|Lap> all of them <McShaggy|lap> Jon` <McShaggy|lap> bend over, ill open your port for you <Jon`> baby my port's already open for you <McShaggy|lap> <3 <McShaggy|lap> i slide my meaty phallus between your hard steel man hams <Astrum|Lap> ... <Jon`> er, <Jon`> yeah <Jon`> that went just a bit far

#220556

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:59:29 0

<superlanb0y> to everyone : i bought awesome transformer today <veganonymous> I bet you went into the store and was like "oh no this is for my kid" <veganonymous> and they looked at your transformer shirt and were like <veganonymous> "yeah sure dude sure" <EHG> that's what I say when I go buy girls panties

#295823

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:59:29 0

<jenny^> hi <jenny^> can i ask? <BlueDoll> about? <jenny^> r u open minded? <BlueDoll> yeah <BlueDoll> why? <BlueDoll> what is it? <jenny^> do u know how to make a married woman hot? <BlueDoll> just try to shape up work out, eat a low carb diet.. dress up nicely <jenny^> u get me wrong <BlueDoll> uh oh..

#129759

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:59:29 0

<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last night <Austin> Are you fatter than a fifth grader? <pthree> it was all i could do to make relatively few sound effects <pthree> but it was a lot of "NOM NOM NOM" and mouth breathing.

#115962

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:16:46 0

<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP" <%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment <%Raven> I went against, which was wrong <%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP" <%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT <%Raven> he might just give points for originality Comment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com

#295851

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:18:36 0

<glxblt> when my dad was a fire fighter they had this special technique for putting out fires called the "APP-technique" <glxblt> Antaa Paskan Palaa. Roughly translated as "Let the piece of shit burn" <glxblt> it was easier to use the "APP" -term around the owners of the property when the fire was so bad that they didn't really try to put it out, just to contain it <glxblt> if they'd openly talk about just letting it burn it sorta might've upset the owners :D <glxblt> also known as "removing the burning material." <glxblt> (by burning it)

#232309

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3 <Cerbis_Latran> yay <Jenny> it's like Blizz are saying "happy birthday Jenny" <Jenny> "have a piece of crap that crashes every ten minutes until it gets patched in three months" <Jenny> "that'll be 30 euro"

#181649

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<@vap0r> a friend of mine got out of jail after being in for 10 years or os <@vap0r> so <@vap0r> a young guy <@vap0r> he had no idea abou tthe internet at all really <@vap0r> this was years ago <@iNToIT> and now he wants to have sex with you? <@vap0r> nah hes still straight <@iNToIT> lies <@vap0r> but it was just weird <@vap0r> he ended up getting on the internet <@vap0r> and the first thing he searched for was latino girls <@vap0r> and it blew his mind

#295315

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:56:00 0

<Sartak> when we win the first nobel for computing you're totally not invited to stockholm <arcanehl> that's okay <arcanehl> I have an outstanding warrant anyway