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#307555

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

Sarig: problem with satelites is ping Sarig: You don't know what lightspeed is until you try to game over a geostationary satelite

#307568

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

< emilevictor> .... why? I don't understand. If i create the pointer x, initialize it to 0, wouldn't *x be 0? < ciaranm> emilevictor: the pointer points to the address 0. "*x" is the value stored at address 0, which is probably "segmentation fault"

#307576

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

< CoJaBo> E.g., just because you ask for a JPEG, doesn't mean the user won't find a way submit a ZIP containing the complete and unabridged works of Beatoven in MP3 format :P (and yes, that really happened) < s3a> lol < Visage> CoJaBo, Beatoven? Good god, man. < Visage> Beethoven. < Visage> Unless there's an artist named Beatoven out there that I don't know about. :) < CoJaBo> No, Beat-Oven. Its the local band I now intend to form just to spite you. < CoJaBo> :P < Visage> You spite me every day with your horrible typing.

#307584

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<SightUnseen> last time i had a dream was the beginning of last year. i dreamed about waking up, eating breakfast, and going to school. then my alarm went off and i woke up, ate breakfast, and went to school. i must have the creativity of a tree stump. :P

#307586

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<doctor_pork> D' <hollyfax> you began to cry <hollyfax> but both your eyes disappeared <hollyfax> or <hollyfax> asian pirate <doctor_pork> was that a haiku

#307591

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<Sloofus> I like to sit on campus and repeatedly boot up irssi when people walk by so it looks like im doing some wicked hax n shit

#307592

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<flotwig> non-computer people ask what you like to do <flotwig> just say "oh, i'm in the php scene" <flotwig> they'll think you're doing drugs or some shit <arpad> "poor guy, he can't even spell pcp"

#307608

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

* Lawrence yawns. "Napping then poker tonight." <runrunner> fap poker <Fritz> Fapoker <&Ashilstraza|Raveness> how does one play fap poker? <runrunner> kind of like strip poker <Fritz> If you have a good hand, you win

#307612

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

* Schrodinger has joined #chat <Remus> How's your cat, Schrodinger <Schrodinger> I'm not too sure. <Schrodinger> I'm afraid to check.

#307623

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful side feature, also contains a blog

#307624

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<Jargon> We don't HAVE BEer pong here in Belgium <Jargon> The idea that you can somehow "Win" at drinking is purely an American thing <Quantum_Meddler> So you don't have drinking games there? <Jargon> no <Jargon> well <Jargon> actually yes <Jargon> there is one <Jargon> You may have heard of it <Jargon> It's called "going out and getting laid"

#307633

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<Aberrant> I found out why my brother dropped off the face of the internet <Aberrant> he rage quit TF2 by taking a pair of scissors to all the cables in his PC <Aberrant> then to the motherboard

#307637

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 23:02:50 0

<Knack> i've just had someone from newcastle trying to say 8 A A over the phone <Knack> took about 5 attempts until i understood him <ZoFreX> eight alpha alpha <ZoFreX> what's the problem :P <retrominge> Knack: eeeet, eeeee, eeeee? <retrominge> :D <Knack> sounded like he was saying hay hay hay Comment: #reddit-uk

#302359

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:28:06 0

<st0rmb0x> I had an ass cannon moment <Ka1enov> LOL <st0rmb0x> You know when you're on the shitter and you just fart but you don't realise you shat 12 feet of shit in half a second <Ka1enov> yeah man <Ka1enov> and then when you wipe <Ka1enov> theres nothing <Ka1enov> youre are like what the fuck <st0rmb0x> lol, yeah man, these things are deadly, what if you were to shit down a balcony, i bet you'd be able to break car windshields <st0rmb0x> Or snipe someone with a turd <Ka1enov> and walk away with no evidence <st0rmb0x> The police are like, what the fuck, there's shit everywhere and that guy has a hole in the head <Ka1enov> and your ass is clean!

#307553

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:28:06 0

<@hackess> I keep losing my tea <@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit

#305511

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:28:06 0

<thelilnevshow> DAAMMN RIGHT PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! im so canadian even my blood cells are red and white !

#306336

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:28:06 0

* evelyn has joined #8bitpeoples <evelyn> sometimes i can only communicate in terms of the pushing and popping of stacks <evelyn> very tragic for my family and friends * evelyn has quit IRC (Quit: ) <ook> hey <ook> dammit <ook> i wanted to like <ook> get her number or something

#307161

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:28:06 0

<jwgoerlich> As an aside, I get concerned when my wife says "let me set the mood with music" ... <jwgoerlich> And then proceeds to play the Impossible Mission theme song.

#303354

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:28:06 0

<Jilt> what language do gnomes speak o_O <Jilt> gnomish? <Captain_Zeros> it gave me common and elvis <Jilt> you speak in elvis? <sney> uh-huh, thankyouverymuch

#307481

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:04:37 0

<Sebas> butts <Erasmus> butts <Sebas> butts <Erasmus> butts <Erasmus> Sometimes I feel like we're not using the Internet to its full potential.

#305789

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:04:37 0

<+replicated> talking to a friend in japan now <+replicated> she thought she was gonna die lol <!Suriko> tsunamis can do that <!Suriko> is her house/relatives okay? <+replicated> yeah all good <+replicated> she's in yokohama <+replicated> so no tsunami <+replicated> but still scary as shit <Doomfest> ask her if her figurines are fine <+replicated> this is why you never get laid doom

#301489

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:04:37 0

<Anoria> but the replacement parts are coming out of a $3 camera from ebay, so maybe something weird happened to this particular screen. there were no polarizers in either of the parts cameras. <Bunsen> Man, this is why we need mantis shrimp vision. <Anoria> I'm simply dying to know what you mean by that. <Bunsen> Mantis shrimp have freakishly detailed perception of light. <Bunsen> Like several more pigments than us, plus sensitivity to horizontal, vertical, and circular polarization. <Anoria> yikes. <peer> what does a shrimp need with that kind of vision? <Bunsen> Hell if I know. Ask one. <Anoria> I know there are beetles whose carapaces circularly polarize light, but I somehow doubt they share habitat * Anoria reassembles the camera with both polarizers in place so they don't get lost in case someone eventually figures out what to do with them <Anoria> or not polarizers. gratings. whatever. <Bunsen> Oh my, I had forgotten that mantis shrimp are also capable of snapping their claws hard enough to cause cavitation and sonoluminescence. <Anoria> wtf they're physics shrimp <Bunsen> Exactly. <Bunsen> Put 'em in heavy water, and I'm pretty sure they'll discover fusion. <c0nsumer> why have you not done this yet? <Bunsen> Because I, for one, do *not* welcome our new fusion-powered optics-researching crustacean overlords. Comment: I'm going to start a band called Physics Shrimp.

#305635

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:04:37 0

< JDigital> my sister found out that I know the names of the my little ponies < JDigital> I don't know how long I can keep up the facade that I don't watch it

#306996

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:40:19 0

<scoff> I owe Toronto a visit at some point <Mr_Shfty> outstanding warrants? <scoff> Well, they're okay but I wouldn't say they're outstanding

#307010

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:40:19 0

<rooshoes> what uhh <rooshoes> what kind of sex do you imagine us having <a_boy> 1 sec phone call <rooshoes> yeah nice and quick <rooshoes> "im cumming!" *click*