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#311509 (-132/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
#308474 (-95/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+blackroseMD1> Guess that's what I get for leaving the house hahahahahaha
<+Moon_Dog3VO> a life?
******a few minutes pass*****
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i must have got it right, blackroseMD1 is speechless
<+blackroseMD1> Yep. It kind of scared me too
<+blackroseMD1> I'm never leaving the house again.
#304048 (-250/440) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cumthinker> ( .   __ . ) . o O ( cum )
#309608 (-126/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Reven> i remember this chick trying to tell me i got her pregnent and extort me for money
<Reven> i sat her down on my bed said "wait here" and went to the closet rummaged for a couple seconds and pulled out a coat hanger and started straitening it
<Reven> and said "dont worry i've done this before"
#200688 (-59/107) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#300551 (-188/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
#311533 (-135/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software
#309822 (-93/157) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< wushin> I just think client-facing it's like slapping someone in the face with a paper bag full of poo
< Fother> How so?
< wushin> idk, I just use graphic analogies
#310215 (-126/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
#300000 (-383/591) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
#310733 (-57/93) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs
#310729 (-80/128) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< wushin> I'm freaking out.
< MadCamel> Why?
< wushin> I accidentally sold a theater to my neighborhood and they are buying it.
#311543 (-123/191) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lomancer: anyone can have shitty ideas
lomancer: it's shitty execution that matters
#311345 (-111/167) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safe
Comment: od -t d4
#311537 (-142/202) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+jp> .english if (1) if (0); else for (;;) while (0) do; while (1)
<+kandide> jp: Always never do nothing. Otherwise, repeatedly never repeatedly do the following: nothing. Do this repeatedly.
Comment: #chee-fanclub @ chat.freenode.net
#310784 (-53/75) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#294906 (-100/136) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
This is Hacked by IzmirLadde
checked your security *G*
Comment: This Site is Hacked by IzmirLadde
#310623 (-130/168) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< jsc> "if ya know what I mean"?
< adc> i have no idea what you mean
< jsc> your innuendos are too complicated for me to follow
< adc> likewise
< jsc> we've reached alternate innuendo realities
< jsc> divergent streams of double entendre
< jsc> the suggestive gap is much too far to be bridged and we are each left isolated
< jsc> if ya know what I mean
< adc> i do ;(
< jsc> :(
#310615 (-141/179) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour
to do a 30 second task...
<+bsdwolf> he's probably on IRC
#302518 (-86/110) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Allen: if anything, I'll have to wait until after I file my income tax
Lindsay: ...............................................................
Lindsay: you do realize that all due by thursday, right? lol.
Allen: yeah, I'm thinking of filing on Wednesday
Lindsay: lol
Allen: probably Thursday morning, but Thursday evening isn't outside of the realm of possibility
Lindsay: you are the epitome of lazy
Allen: no, I am the epitome of procrast
#311453 (-81/91) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU BASH
#311043 (-154/164) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#310928 (-123/129) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
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