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<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
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< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
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<ednos> technically, I'm not pedantic
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<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
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<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
#311113 (-3/67) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well
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<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
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<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
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<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
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<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#310741 (-12/112) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike
Bruno: It's like a roguelike with everything superfluous stripped out
Wizard Lachesis: so basically a title screen and then you press enter and it goes directly to the "you're dead" screen
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<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
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<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#310981 (-23/157) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
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<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
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<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not.   Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass...
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<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
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<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
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<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languages
Comment: #haskell
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<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
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<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video
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Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
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<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
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<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave>  Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich>  So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
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