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#195546 (-41/93) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#306380 (-102/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kingsly> my tampon feels weird
<Cassy> You're a girl?
<kingsly> no
<kingsly> wait are those things only for girls??
Comment: #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
#300490 (-73/157) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf?
<Ce`Nedra> *grins* yes
<Palantyre> Okay, just checking ;P
#301421 (-75/155) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CinMax> had angiogram, nothing is blocked. they just do not know....
<CinMax> they had to shave my nuts :(
<Von_Ruff> So you still don't know anything, but your balls are hairless now?  I'd say a definite decline since we last talked.
#310904 (-37/79) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phase> what html do function does function calls actually generate?
<Phase> if youcan't tell, i didn't speel welo
<Phase> sleep'
<Xena> can you words that again?
<Phase> well'
#297656 (-103/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Carly: Hmm... I was wondering what that sound was... and why my leg was getting wet
#311534 (-109/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GargajCNS> so i was looking at my VR headset and realized
<GargajCNS> my parents always told me not to sit close to the TV, and now in 2017 i'm literally jamming TVs into my eyes
#310126 (-75/153) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<schuko> i've had my share with C working with embedded software
<schuko> it's like star wars
<schuko> you shave off a few bytes and then there's a new hope
<schuko> then you run the test suite and the empire strikes back
Comment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
#308419 (-55/113) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kelso> I try my best to avoid myself.
#188760 (-49/101) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower
#311125 (-125/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@barometz> Ha, I just agreed to "There was a problem loading the content of this EULA."
<@barometz> Wonder whether that's binding.
#303236 (-111/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jkalex05> my grandma jogs with me
<jkalex05> and she runs ubuntu
<jkalex05> ftw
<jkalex05> she says windows are for carebears
<jkalex05> that made me lol
#299672 (-116/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leitari> omg
<Leitari> king kong is long
<Leitari> ^^
<Leitari> my ass hurts
<Leitari> wait
<Leitari> that didnt sound right
#304048 (-247/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cumthinker> ( .   __ . ) . o O ( cum )
#308474 (-98/174) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+blackroseMD1> Guess that's what I get for leaving the house hahahahahaha
<+Moon_Dog3VO> a life?
******a few minutes pass*****
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i must have got it right, blackroseMD1 is speechless
<+blackroseMD1> Yep. It kind of scared me too
<+blackroseMD1> I'm never leaving the house again.
#300551 (-187/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
#200688 (-60/106) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#311509 (-140/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
#309608 (-132/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Reven> i remember this chick trying to tell me i got her pregnent and extort me for money
<Reven> i sat her down on my bed said "wait here" and went to the closet rummaged for a couple seconds and pulled out a coat hanger and started straitening it
<Reven> and said "dont worry i've done this before"
#311533 (-135/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software
#309822 (-93/151) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< wushin> I just think client-facing it's like slapping someone in the face with a paper bag full of poo
< Fother> How so?
< wushin> idk, I just use graphic analogies
#310215 (-127/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
#300000 (-382/586) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
#310733 (-59/89) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poofs> unlike other therapists, she is smart enough to know that you cannot take the UPS approach to therapy and handle fragile items by throwing them down the stairs
#311345 (-113/165) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safe
Comment: od -t d4
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