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#308803 (-41/197) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#300804 (-79/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#138889 (-1209/4397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Raycaster  : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper:   Roses are red.
Nightripper:   Violets are blue.
Nightripper:   Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper:   Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy.
#302337 (-46/190) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#302460 (-9/45) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#300545 (-38/148) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#310381 (-12/50) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#301713 (-169/475) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
#308652 (-105/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?
Comment: #geekissues
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#172905 (-64/162) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
#310019 (-41/105) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#309928 (-15/43) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuck
Comment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
#310174 (-35/79) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#297656 (-104/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Carly: Hmm... I was wondering what that sound was... and why my leg was getting wet
#304048 (-246/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cumthinker> ( .   __ . ) . o O ( cum )
#300551 (-186/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
#300000 (-381/585) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
#294906 (-70/106) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
This is Hacked by IzmirLadde
checked your security *G*
Comment: This Site is Hacked by IzmirLadde
#310784 (-53/75) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#311043 (-134/144) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#310928 (-110/114) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
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