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#309063 (-14/132) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#310850 (-4/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not.   Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass...
#304083 (-27/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video
#311457 (-8/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
#310240 (-6/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
#153441 (-45/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#310643 (-8/64) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#311498 (-23/139) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
#310750 (0/12) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languages
Comment: #haskell
#300943 (-89/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
<Party> .223
#309505 (-4/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave>  Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich>  So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
#308877 (-24/136) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#300465 (-18/102) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#308803 (-40/198) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#310981 (-29/151) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
#201076 (-27/137) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#188054 (-24/126) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
#295045 (-12/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Zebe> sudo chballs +mouth urmom
#295147 (-35/165) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby
<Tex> ended up in a recycling center
<Lucifer7> what's worse than a bucket of oh hell i've said this too many times
<Tex> in the machines
<Tex> they had to shut the whole place down
<Tex> biohazard nightmare
<Lucifer7> wow
<Lucifer7> their entire operation shut down in an infant
#300804 (-80/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#311401 (-55/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
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