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#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#185748 (-14/58) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.
#310381 (-12/50) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#200629 (-35/123) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you
#185553 (-17/63) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
#301367 (-67/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> OK, really people.  The hitler subtitle mashups are just not funny anymore.  I don't care how funny you think it is, the 30th variant is just not amusing.  You're too late, find a new meme!
<@bbraun> so, you're the hitler of hitler subtitle mashups?
<RangerRick> I think it's fair to say that the meme was pre-Godwin'd.
<chandler> yeah, but is there a hitler subtitle mashup making fun of hitler subtitle mashups making fun of hitler subtitle mashups yet?
<chandler> if not, then insufficient metairony
<gh1> recursive self-Godwinism?
<gh1> people could be hurt...
<dre^> we call that hitlerecursion, aka SIGHEIL
#301713 (-168/476) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
#311508 (-35/109) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there
#197814 (-34/100) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside
#310745 (-27/81) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
#311447 (-26/72) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005
#311462 (-41/109) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine
#308652 (-105/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?
Comment: #geekissues
#310019 (-40/106) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#172905 (-64/162) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
#310815 (-28/76) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Se7eN> in my early days of irc like 15 years ago
<Se7eN> there was this guy called Wiccy, Jigsy^ZzZzZ and others remember him
<Se7eN> and he would always "fluff" people he liked when the joined the main chan
<Se7eN> and i thought of it as like, fluffing someone's pillow to make their spot comfy upon arrival or something
<Se7eN> so for years i /me fluffed people
<Se7eN> and later found out it was a porn thing people do to "prep" male actors.
#310741 (-33/87) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bruno: Brogue is a fun little roguelike
Bruno: It's like a roguelike with everything superfluous stripped out
Wizard Lachesis: so basically a title screen and then you press enter and it goes directly to the "you're dead" screen
#309928 (-16/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuck
Comment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
#199365 (-37/91) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjob
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
#310615 (-17/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour
to do a 30 second task...
<+bsdwolf> he's probably on IRC
#195546 (-39/91) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#310174 (-34/80) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#306380 (-103/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kingsly> my tampon feels weird
<Cassy> You're a girl?
<kingsly> no
<kingsly> wait are those things only for girls??
Comment: #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
#300490 (-74/154) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Palantyre> If a lycanthrope becomes a merchant, will he be known as a warewolf?
<Ce`Nedra> *grins* yes
<Palantyre> Okay, just checking ;P
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