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#301713 (-168/470) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
#309928 (-14/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuck
Comment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
#172905 (-63/161) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!"
#240878 (-43/113) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<doc|work> hey, what happened thermopylae?
<ardchoille> he got burned out?
<ardchoille> He was fired?
<ardchoille> Got too hot under the collar?
<doc|work> ardchoille: btw, 7-11 here has giant slurpee vats
<doc|work> giant as in gallon sized probably
* ardchoille is still the king of bad puns
<doc|work> hence the change of subject :)
#308652 (-106/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?
Comment: #geekissues
#310019 (-40/104) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<richterthethird> after doing some research
<TheBadSpoon> you STILL can't find your penis?
#310174 (-35/79) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
#297656 (-104/206) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Carly: Hmm... I was wondering what that sound was... and why my leg was getting wet
#304048 (-243/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cumthinker> ( .   __ . ) . o O ( cum )
#300551 (-182/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
#300000 (-378/582) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
#310784 (-53/75) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xena> just make sure to reduce your wildly using of things just because they are cool
<Xena> a filter like that will get you far
#311043 (-124/130) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfbComment: I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfb
#310928 (-104/108) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
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