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<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not. Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass...
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<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
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<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
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<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.Comment: EFnet/#php
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<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit
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<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languagesComment: #haskell
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<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
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<geeknik> YouTube is infinitely more enjoyable when you completely hide the comments section on every video
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<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
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<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
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< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
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<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
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< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
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<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
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<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave> Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich> So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
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<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
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<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
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<scgtrp> froggey: [Link to circuit diagram]
<scgtrp> what's that thing above the transistor?
<froggey> a diode and a thing
<scgtrp> yes, what's the thing?
<solemnwarning> It's a box with a diagonal line through it
<froggey> that's what i thought
* scgtrp facepalms.
<froggey> scgtrp: go find a box with a diagonal line through it
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Raycaster : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper: Roses are red.
Nightripper: Violets are blue.
Nightripper: Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper: Or I'll assrape you.
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* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
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<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
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<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
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<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28
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Optical Disc: My little brother recently got grounded from video games
Optical Disc: He had no clue what else to do so I suggested he play outside
Optical Disc: So he went and just stood there for a while
Optical Disc: And now he's hitting a rock with a stick
Optical Disc: I asked if he's having fun and he said "I don't know"
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<Tex> there was an incident a while back where someone threw out a baby
<Tex> ended up in a recycling center
<Lucifer7> what's worse than a bucket of oh hell i've said this too many times
<Tex> in the machines
<Tex> they had to shut the whole place down
<Tex> biohazard nightmare
<Lucifer7> their entire operation shut down in an infant
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