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#306793 (-4/150) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[21:09:49] <Charbile> something tells me we won't see aethereal for months
[21:13:17] * Aethereal has joined
#40941 (-1/99) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u
#52778 (-10/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#45997 (-1/93) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@gunkan> ?
< stray> !
< ramoth4> .
<@gunkan> arrr
< ramoth4> matey
< stray> avast
< ramoth4> me hearties
< |404notfound> buttpirate
< stray> best kind
< ramoth4> no
< ramoth4> butte pirate
< ramoth4> best kind
< stray> True
< stray> because it's REALLY difficult to pirate a butte
< ramoth4> certainly
< ramoth4> pirating a whole city = jawesome
< stray> no no
< stray> stealing a land feature
< ramoth4> omg
< stray> holy shit, yeah
< ramoth4> in the butt
< stray> where else
Comment: somewhere on aniverse
#286582 (-3/123) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire?
#40135 (-2/106) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#245624 (-2/102) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere...
#298714 (-3/117) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company
<Doorslammer> And asking if an I.P. Config is there
#298757 (-2/92) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Spike|Work> Damn, dude, Tucows herd we like resellers, so they put resellers in their resellers.
#302242 (-24/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerds
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#303942 (-12/196) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse.
#304869 (-6/126) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tec> The Delta was the most successful Group B car ever made.
<Tec> Though I'd still give a kidney (probably someone else's) for a Sport Quattro. Thing would outdo a Veyron on any surface other than dry tarmac.
<AkumaWolf> lol
<AkumaWolf> I would want the Veyron... only to put a vinyl of the Goatse guy on the underside of the spoiler, then retract it... then when another M3 asshole harasses me on the N1... I'll just pop out the spoiler and BOOM!... goatse :P
<AkumaWolf> in.. yo... faaaace!
<Tec> Pft.
Comment: #twokinds
#311132 (0/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
#42 (-722/5924) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
#182244 (-21/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#304173 (-9/133) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
#294989 (-7/107) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion?
#311113 (-3/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well
#295254 (-7/101) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
#302887 (-4/64) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
#306611 (-7/87) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#309063 (-11/115) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< munin> my brother in law sent my wife and i an e-mail telling us there was an iron golem on the roof and not to provoke it
< munin> i thought he was doing lsd for a few minutes until i remembered he was talking about our minecraft house
#311443 (-8/90) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
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