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#311113 (-3/67) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well
#302887 (-4/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
#306611 (-7/85) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#307998 (-32/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#310240 (-6/56) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
#310850 (-4/42) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not.   Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass...
#153441 (-46/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#310750 (0/12) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languages
Comment: #haskell
#300943 (-87/441) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
<Party> .223
#310643 (-9/63) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#300465 (-17/101) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#308877 (-25/135) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#309505 (-4/34) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave>  Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich>  So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
#308803 (-41/197) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#300804 (-79/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#138889 (-1207/4395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Raycaster  : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper:   Roses are red.
Nightripper:   Violets are blue.
Nightripper:   Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper:   Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy.
#302337 (-46/190) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#302460 (-9/45) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#300545 (-38/148) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#310381 (-12/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#301713 (-169/475) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
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