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[13:56:45] <Jill> I get to see the ob/gyn today bah
[13:58:07] <Jill> To get a papsmear
[13:58:10] <claudio> be sure to /nick Jill|coochdoctor when you goComment: #blizzhackers on digitox
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<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change
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<DJvenom> bash sucks now, dude
<DJvenom> I dont feel like waiting a year to have my shit rejected
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<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"Comment: #ramen
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<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
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<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
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<Knighted> korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga
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<scykon> do you know what would be funny? if stephen hawking was giving a speech, then his comp crashedComment: #dcemu irc.cheatlist.com
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[17:44:06] <@Prophet> dude do this
[17:44:10] <@Prophet> write a letter
[17:44:14] <@Prophet> make up letterhead
[17:44:17] <@Prophet> with your name on it
[17:44:21] <@Prophet> mail it certified
[17:44:25] <@Prophet> it will get on their desk
[17:44:36] <@Prophet> as opposed to some email bin some secretary reads
[17:50:10] <@alchy> wonder if the letterhead and envelope was like
[17:50:11] <@alchy> #vanity, EFnet
[17:50:13] <@alchy> would it be opened
[17:50:23] <@alchy> and the entire letter is an irc log
[17:50:28] <@wckd> probably sent to FBi
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Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: was just thinkin then. Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it.. but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
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(Ravenclaw) i just discovered a new trick for watching porn!!
(Ravenclaw) TURN YOUR RESOLUTION TO 640x480 !!!
(Ravenclaw) and all the pictures become infinitely larger
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<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
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<@Rjx> time is on my back
<@Rjx> twelve-winged demon with a million penises
<@Rjx> can't stop or it'll fuck meComment: #geekissues
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<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)
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<Zero_0> I need some help with something
<Zero_0> How do I aquire a password hash from a user profile from a internet form?
<pooktopus> Easy, Zero_0. You use wget to download the profile, store the page as a string, then sha1($page) it.
<pooktopus> Or MD5() if you're peculiar.
<Zero_0> I can do md5
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<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish?
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<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
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<Rjx> A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife, whom he then killed with the same knife.
<Rjx> they should send him to a stupid institution
<swight> bullshit? you mean there aren't tiny sentient beings that live in colonies in my fish bowl?
<timmo> YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? *CHOP* HERE TAKE IT
<timmo> TAKE IT YOU DUMB BITCH
<Rjx> the weird thing is
<Rjx> he cut off his penis
<Rjx> THEN killed her
<timmo> i imagine he then started beating her with the chopped off penis
<timmo> and when that didnt work
<Rjx> should've just got one of those moulding kits
<Rjx> where you make a custom dildo
<Rjx> and then beaten her to death with it
<timmo> he stabbed her to death
<h4rm0n1c> with his "knife"Comment: #geekissues on EFNet
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<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor,
<Jack> A little bit of Monica on the steps,
<Jack> Mumbai number FIVE!
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<&Unhuman> when cloning is invented
<&Unhuman> JUST THINK ABOUT THAT
<&Unhuman> A MILLION OF ME
<&Lyle> Oh. You're looking to recreate Munckinland, Unhuman?
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(Deranged): I tried to teach my dog safe sex, but he kept licking off the rubbers.
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<@pinkxels> i bet like 30% of hillary's votes are women going "OH YEAH"
<@Mr_Giraffe> a kool aid man jar full of menstrual blood
<@Mr_Giraffe> crashing through a polling place
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<Augustine> Did the day sneak up on you? :o
<Samael> always does
<Samael> most of the time i kick it's ass
<Samael> which is where night comes fromComment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
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<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a single line of text
<splice> i'd say 10 is a good number, personally
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<@Mage> scoobiedo FIX ME PLZ
* @Penguin4x4 shoots up Mage with some Ecsatcy
<@Mage> cdkey plz
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<@Mage> fuck youComment: irc.zirc.org #OA
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