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#295254 (-6/100) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass
#311113 (-3/67) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well
#310750 (1/11) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languages
Comment: #haskell
#302887 (-4/60) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
#306611 (-7/85) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guen> My comp is dying
<cshake> it clearly needs mouth to mouth
<Guen> It's beyond that
<cshake> ass to mouth?
#307870 (-19/151) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#307703 (-8/78) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#307998 (-30/202) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> service hicupd stop
<~HumanNoMore> chkconfig hicupd off
<AlexR> aahhaha... STOP... you're making me laugh more :-(
#310240 (-6/56) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PokemonTrainer> iQQsohard, do you know what a paperweight is
<iQQsohard> isnt it like a material
<iQQsohard> but light like paper
#310850 (-4/42) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mr-Ben> Man, forgot about theguy finding God. A full week now.
<Samwise> He hasn't found him after a week?
<Mr-Ben> Evidentally not.   Probably still looking.
<zompist> one whole week of god. better crack a window...
<Samwise> Man, you can't just look in churches, either.
<Mr-Ben> Some people look at the bottoms of whiskey bottles.
<jacquilyn> You can't find God in the bottom of a whiskey bottle, by the time you get to the bottom, he's already been poured out into the glass...
#153441 (-45/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Psynapse> hey can anyone tell me why i cant see certain forums on the website ?
<rattlehead> your sat too far from the screen
#300943 (-86/438) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
<Party> .223
#309505 (-3/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave>  Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich>  So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
#310643 (-9/63) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dylan> i just got an amazing idea
<dylan> make a tea that is healthy for you
<dylan> call it Vitamin T
<dylan> get it?
<feti> This is going to be a slow day.
Comment: EFnet/#php
#300465 (-17/101) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#308877 (-25/135) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
#308803 (-41/197) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<andy> my OS X password generator seems to mostly do innuendo
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#300804 (-79/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#138889 (-1207/4389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Raycaster  : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper:   Roses are red.
Nightripper:   Violets are blue.
Nightripper:   Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper:   Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy.
#302337 (-46/190) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* B-Rad feels special
<CaptainAwesome> nice job
<CaptainAwesome> chatzilla sucks, though
<B-Rad> I appreciate the obligatory diss on <program I use>
#302460 (-9/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Trillkott> I've been screwed alot in life, but to only have 6 episodes of season 2 of Southland has to be the worst ever to be honest...
<@eFinger> yeah, im thinking kids living in Rwanda
<@eFinger> are thinking the same
#300545 (-39/147) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#310381 (-12/50) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
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