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#39945 (-9/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#37778 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#38092 (-4/190) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once and when I told him that it was all mental crutchwork to brace yourself up until you had the will to quit yourself he exploded on me
<Capn`Blackout> he screams MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN NA OR AA HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT THEMSELVES GODDAMMITT
<Capn`Blackout> so everybody in the truck gets real quiet until I say "so who laid the weenie on YOU?"
#200688 (2/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.
#36208 (-5/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org
#129759 (-4/186) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last night
<Austin> Are you fatter than a fifth grader?
<pthree> it was all i could do to make relatively few sound effects
<pthree> but it was a lot of "NOM NOM NOM" and mouth breathing.
#44891 (0/96) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chevell> so there's this guy right
<crudesunlight> Right.
chevell> and he's walking across the street, minding his own business when BAM, he gets run over by a semi. and do you know what he said?
<crudesunlight> Wait, how could he say anything if he's just been hit by a FUCKING SEMI-TRAILER?!
<chevell> dammit, you beat me to the punchline
#152139 (-3/153) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride?
#39684 (0/90) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD?
<Tarkaan> is it 2004 or am I drunk again?
<Jeffe> I think it's a little of both.
#60 (-454/5756) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#251763 (-2/126) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Neouka> oh, and .... fucking old people
< Neouka> Landau roofs ARE NOT IN STYLE ANY MORE
< Neouka> and they make your MODERN car look FUCKING STUPID
< Neouka> cars i've seen with a landau roof in the past week: 04 Impala, silver, with black landau roof
< Neouka> 06 Toyota fucking Camry, beige, with white roof. Looked absofuckinglutely ridiculous
< Neouka> seriously, who let these people put that shit on their car
< Neouka> I might as well put louvers on my Pontiac Vibe
#39975 (-1/103) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Firewitch> i have a dick... its in my filing cabnet.. =DComment: #boxtorrents @ irc.deltaanime.net
#39009 (0/82) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SysGod> HEY
<SysGod> not a lot
<SysGod> so you may take the xandros plung
<SysGod> thats cool
<SysGod> its a good os
<SysGod> i havnt used win since i installede it
<SysGod> typos grrrr
<SysGod> so
<||cw> yeah
<SysGod> you dont wanna continue this convo in here
<SysGod> sure
<SysGod> ok brb
<-- SysGod has quit ("BitchX-1.0c20cvs -- just do it.")
<Ch0s3n> he wasn't talkin to no one
<Ch0s3n> he was talkin to me
<Ch0s3n> he's new using bitchx and i was sending him private messages
#39265 (0/80) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cjswimmer> wow, uninstalling SP2 for XP Pro fucked my system up real good
<Recidivis> installing it in the first place probably didn't help
<cjswimmer> well I was halfway through installation of it when I bluescreened
<cjswimmer> when I started up again it restored the system to a point before the install
<Recidivis> what a poetic xp fuckup
Comment: #geekissues
#40044 (-1/103) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<StevenLawrence> hey dude
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> no dont lie
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> i saw u talking to jase
<StevenLawrence> fuk u
<rinmak> rinmak is away (yea, but hes gone now, dipshit)
<StevenLawrence> fuk u u idiot
<StevenLawrence> why did u get rid of my space
<rinmak> rinmak is away (he didnt, you just cant seem to operate a linux system well)
<StevenLawrence> shutup
<StevenLawrence> how can your linix talk to good
<StevenLawrence> ok
<StevenLawrence> linix is gay
<StevenLawrence> what do u have to say about that pc
#306793 (-4/150) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[21:09:49] <Charbile> something tells me we won't see aethereal for months
[21:13:17] * Aethereal has joined
#40941 (-1/99) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u
#52778 (-10/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#45997 (-1/93) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@gunkan> ?
< stray> !
< ramoth4> .
<@gunkan> arrr
< ramoth4> matey
< stray> avast
< ramoth4> me hearties
< |404notfound> buttpirate
< stray> best kind
< ramoth4> no
< ramoth4> butte pirate
< ramoth4> best kind
< stray> True
< stray> because it's REALLY difficult to pirate a butte
< ramoth4> certainly
< ramoth4> pirating a whole city = jawesome
< stray> no no
< stray> stealing a land feature
< ramoth4> omg
< ramoth4> CARMEN SANDIEGO = BUTTE PIRATE
< stray> holy shit, yeah
< stray> GOD DAMN THAT WOMAN
< ramoth4> in the butt
< stray> where else
Comment: somewhere on aniverse
#286582 (-3/123) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire?
#188760 (1/47) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
kennygprs: the feet on one side of my tower are missing so its a gangster leanin' tower
#40135 (-2/106) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IN TERMS I'D UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> THATS ALL
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#245624 (-2/102) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere...
#298714 (-3/117) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company
<Doorslammer> And asking if an I.P. Config is there
#185748 (1/43) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dude-O> Jesus should have a facebook and a Myspace. And his myspace isn't cluttered with shitty animated gifs, flash, and other crap that makes other people's computers melt.
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