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#26379 (-4/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: now starts the fucking terror of zophar like you have never known before
<Zophar> i don't think anyone is getting the scope of what i am saying
<Zophar> i am not tolerating shit from anyone anymore
Comment: #emu
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<zero_soul> except in #politics, which most pollsters have already called for Bush
<zero_soul> fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your view), #politics has 0 electoral votes.
Comment: #elections on EFNet
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<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...
Comment: GameSurge, #woot
#37944 (-3/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> ha
Comment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
#24391 (-4/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evil_One> you know you're a geek when instead of repeating something in detail on irc
<Evil_One> you send an md5sum summary instead :/
#19545 (-3/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cornbread> Fear my cock of +12 inch
<Grif> That's a pretty big rooster. I'd be scared.
<Grif> In fact, I'm scared that this giant rooster is on its way to kill me right........ now.
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<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"
#38327 (-2/192) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@hobblin> would majoring in art history be something stupid to do?
<bunkahumpa> not my cup of tea, but to each his own i guess
<bunkahumpa> and i just feel 100% gay for saying that
#57802 (-8/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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#37080 (-2/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Badtz> the only real question is will the movie actually change any minds.
<Badtz> if he's preaching to the chior, then *shrug*
<var> it may change a few minds badtz
* madmaxx has joined #geekissues
<Badtz> well will a few be enough.
<DigDug> i doubt it will change that many minds
<var> unfortunately  narrowmindedness among the right
<kitchen> heh
<var> they wont bother seeing it
<Muran> What movie are we talking about? Deep Throat 9?
Comment: #geekissues
#104939 (-1/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<smyl> i told the new guy to login to every machine and get the ip addresses, and he asked if we need the ip address on the lo interface
#42229 (-1/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session.
<@D1-> of course it was an exercise but you know
Comment: #geekissues
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[13:56:45] <Jill> I get to see the ob/gyn today bah
[13:58:07] <Jill> To get a papsmear
[13:58:10] <claudio> be sure to /nick Jill|coochdoctor when you go
Comment: #blizzhackers on digitox
#39979 (-4/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change
#41017 (0/134) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJvenom> bash sucks now, dude
<DJvenom> I dont feel like waiting a year to have my shit rejected
#43359 (-6/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@wwmrtww> forwarding ports is so easy
<@wwmrtww> its nice how it forwards based on the computer name registered in the router, rather than ip, so i dont have to change stuff when the pnas get messed up
<@blazemore> heh
<@blazemore> i read "forwarding ports" as "pounding out farts"
Comment: #ramen
#8824 (-4/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
#11159 (-4/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knighted> korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga
#36275 (-2/182) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<scykon> do you know what would be funny? if stephen hawking was giving a speech, then his comp crashedComment: #dcemu irc.cheatlist.com
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[17:44:06] <@Prophet> dude do this
[17:44:10] <@Prophet> write a letter
[17:44:14] <@Prophet> make up letterhead
[17:44:17] <@Prophet> with your name on it
[17:44:21] <@Prophet> mail it certified
[17:44:25] <@Prophet> it will get on their desk
[17:44:36] <@Prophet> as opposed to some email bin some secretary reads
[17:50:10] <@alchy> wonder if the letterhead and envelope was like
[17:50:11] <@alchy> #vanity, EFnet
[17:50:13] <@alchy> would it be opened
[17:50:23] <@alchy> and the entire letter is an irc log
[17:50:28] <@wckd> probably sent to FBi
#46100 (-6/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then.  Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it..  but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...
Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
#39465 (0/128) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Ravenclaw) DUDE
(Ravenclaw) i just discovered a new trick for watching porn!!
(Ravenclaw) TURN YOUR RESOLUTION TO 640x480 !!!
(Ravenclaw) and all the pictures become infinitely larger
#6838 (-3/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
#103122 (0/122) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> time is on my back
<@Rjx> twelve-winged demon with a million penises
<@Rjx> can't stop or it'll fuck me
Comment: #geekissues
#37204 (-5/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djoanes> fuck you bitch
<fulgore> I dare you to say it again
<djoanes> It =)
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