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#39945 (-9/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
#37778 (-6/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
mistercow43: someone with no sense of humor keeps submitting to qdb.us
mistercow43: from the channel
mistercow43: #LiveYiff
mistercow43: *vomits*
nelyab39: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!
nelyab39: >.<
mistercow43: bastard Furries will take away everything worth living for
mistercow43: and then they'll take away everything worth dying for
mistercow43: before you know it
mistercow43: they've taken away everything worth going on a violent furricidal rampage for
nelyab39: hahahahaha
mistercow43: and then
mistercow43: everything worth curling into a fetal position and crying for
#38092 (-4/190) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Capn`Blackout> DF: some guy was going on about how AA an NA was the shit once and when I told him that it was all mental crutchwork to brace yourself up until you had the will to quit yourself he exploded on me
<Capn`Blackout> he screams MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN NA OR AA HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSED AND DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO DO IT THEMSELVES GODDAMMITT
<Capn`Blackout> so everybody in the truck gets real quiet until I say "so who laid the weenie on YOU?"
#36208 (-5/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org
#129759 (-4/186) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last night
<Austin> Are you fatter than a fifth grader?
<pthree> it was all i could do to make relatively few sound effects
<pthree> but it was a lot of "NOM NOM NOM" and mouth breathing.
#44891 (0/96) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chevell> so there's this guy right
<crudesunlight> Right.
chevell> and he's walking across the street, minding his own business when BAM, he gets run over by a semi. and do you know what he said?
<crudesunlight> Wait, how could he say anything if he's just been hit by a FUCKING SEMI-TRAILER?!
<chevell> dammit, you beat me to the punchline
#152139 (-3/153) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride?
#39684 (0/90) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD?
<Tarkaan> is it 2004 or am I drunk again?
<Jeffe> I think it's a little of both.
#60 (-455/5755) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#251763 (-2/126) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Neouka> oh, and .... fucking old people
< Neouka> Landau roofs ARE NOT IN STYLE ANY MORE
< Neouka> and they make your MODERN car look FUCKING STUPID
< Neouka> cars i've seen with a landau roof in the past week: 04 Impala, silver, with black landau roof
< Neouka> 06 Toyota fucking Camry, beige, with white roof. Looked absofuckinglutely ridiculous
< Neouka> seriously, who let these people put that shit on their car
< Neouka> I might as well put louvers on my Pontiac Vibe
#39975 (-1/103) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Firewitch> i have a dick... its in my filing cabnet.. =DComment: #boxtorrents @ irc.deltaanime.net
#39009 (0/82) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SysGod> HEY
<SysGod> not a lot
<SysGod> so you may take the xandros plung
<SysGod> thats cool
<SysGod> its a good os
<SysGod> i havnt used win since i installede it
<SysGod> typos grrrr
<SysGod> so
<||cw> yeah
<SysGod> you dont wanna continue this convo in here
<SysGod> sure
<SysGod> ok brb
<-- SysGod has quit ("BitchX-1.0c20cvs -- just do it.")
<Ch0s3n> he wasn't talkin to no one
<Ch0s3n> he was talkin to me
<Ch0s3n> he's new using bitchx and i was sending him private messages
#39265 (0/80) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cjswimmer> wow, uninstalling SP2 for XP Pro fucked my system up real good
<Recidivis> installing it in the first place probably didn't help
<cjswimmer> well I was halfway through installation of it when I bluescreened
<cjswimmer> when I started up again it restored the system to a point before the install
<Recidivis> what a poetic xp fuckup
Comment: #geekissues
#40044 (-1/103) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<StevenLawrence> hey dude
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> no dont lie
<rinmak> rinmak is away (Auto Away after 10 minutes)
<StevenLawrence> i saw u talking to jase
<StevenLawrence> fuk u
<rinmak> rinmak is away (yea, but hes gone now, dipshit)
<StevenLawrence> fuk u u idiot
<StevenLawrence> why did u get rid of my space
<rinmak> rinmak is away (he didnt, you just cant seem to operate a linux system well)
<StevenLawrence> shutup
<StevenLawrence> how can your linix talk to good
<StevenLawrence> ok
<StevenLawrence> linix is gay
<StevenLawrence> what do u have to say about that pc
#306793 (-4/150) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[21:09:49] <Charbile> something tells me we won't see aethereal for months
[21:13:17] * Aethereal has joined
#40941 (-1/99) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u
#52778 (-10/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
rcfalcons07: proof why chuck norris is my hero-
rcfalcons07: Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
#45997 (-1/93) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@gunkan> ?
< stray> !
< ramoth4> .
<@gunkan> arrr
< ramoth4> matey
< stray> avast
< ramoth4> me hearties
< |404notfound> buttpirate
< stray> best kind
< ramoth4> no
< ramoth4> butte pirate
< ramoth4> best kind
< stray> True
< stray> because it's REALLY difficult to pirate a butte
< ramoth4> certainly
< ramoth4> pirating a whole city = jawesome
< stray> no no
< stray> stealing a land feature
< ramoth4> omg
< ramoth4> CARMEN SANDIEGO = BUTTE PIRATE
< stray> holy shit, yeah
< stray> GOD DAMN THAT WOMAN
< ramoth4> in the butt
< stray> where else
Comment: somewhere on aniverse
#286582 (-3/123) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire?
#40135 (-2/106) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IN TERMS I'D UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> THATS ALL
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#245624 (-2/102) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere...
#298714 (-3/117) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company
<Doorslammer> And asking if an I.P. Config is there
#298757 (-2/92) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Spike|Work> Damn, dude, Tucows herd we like resellers, so they put resellers in their resellers.
#302242 (-24/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerds
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#304869 (-6/126) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tec> The Delta was the most successful Group B car ever made.
<Tec> Though I'd still give a kidney (probably someone else's) for a Sport Quattro. Thing would outdo a Veyron on any surface other than dry tarmac.
<AkumaWolf> lol
<AkumaWolf> I would want the Veyron... only to put a vinyl of the Goatse guy on the underside of the spoiler, then retract it... then when another M3 asshole harasses me on the N1... I'll just pop out the spoiler and BOOM!... goatse :P
<AkumaWolf> in.. yo... faaaace!
<Tec> Pft.
Comment: #twokinds
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