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<bradlos> had a blowout on the highway at 140km/h
<bradlos> no spare
<bradlos> not even my car
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<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5
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<@AlmtyBob> I was designing my house in the sims 2
<@AlmtyBob> for an hour and a half
<@AlmtyBob> had it done except for the roof and exterior paint
<@AlmtyBob> and I hit windows key
<@AlmtyBob> thought it crashed
<@AlmtyBob> so I go back inside
<@AlmtyBob> and think, oh I should save
<@AlmtyBob> nah, I'll wait till I do the roof and paint
<@AlmtyBob> I hit control-z three times real quick to remove some paint
<@AlmtyBob> "The application has crashed. The application will now terminate."
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<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files. if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account."
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<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.
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<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>
<duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>
<sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></duckman>
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<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out
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* Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian] gets down on one knee
<Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian]> Minako, will you marry me?
<Minako> umm ahhh well, we should get to know each other more first before that
<Minako> and and and....umm
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<hep> you told me!
<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is
<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
<Encapsulate> Or PPP
<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang
modem to dial up to the internet?
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<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?
|#39925 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<olly> whats cookin good lookin?
<reegs> youd have to catch me on a very rare occasion to find me cookin
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
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<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public?
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<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up
<chibi> 24hrs or something
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me in"
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face
<chibi> count me in
<chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D
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-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I TOLERATE THAT COCKSUCKER'S SHIT
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: I WAS HERE WHEN DC EXISTED, AND I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE'S COMMENTS
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: now starts the fucking terror of zophar like you have never known before
<Zophar> i don't think anyone is getting the scope of what i am saying
<Zophar> i am not tolerating shit from anyone anymoreComment: #emu
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<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls
<MrP-> and my tits are to die for!
|#36887 (1/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick
|#16664 (0/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired.
<DeathCrow> You just woke up.
<Puck> I only had an hour nap!
<DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired.
<Puck> Well, that explains it.
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<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
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<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
<zork> OR SALVAGED
<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL
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<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked.
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<Firewall> If i ever get fired from a company
<Firewall> Im going to go into the tech room and throw water on their hardware firewall.
<Firewall> And say "I just saved you millions by putting out that fire"
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<The Jim> If only Sarah would tell us what she's looking for, all us throw-coat-on-puddle gentlemen would dash off and find it for her...
<Bloodnose> No I would go somewhere and throw my coat on a puddle personally.
<Bloodnose> In fact I'll go do it right now!
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<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones
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<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
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