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<Rodney_Queen> My friend is a jackass..I wanted to impress a girl by making her think that I had a huge salary, so I had him put on a suit and pretend to be my boss.
<Rodney_Queen> It sounds half baked but actually it was pretty easy, but he messed it up. He said "James..Oh yes, I remember you." and I said something about being vice president..
<Rodney_Queen> he then said "VP? You never rose above the position of 'stock boy' and you were recently fired for stealing a small cake."
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