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<emfrobia> okay, so in school, after lunch when everyone is hurrying back to their classrooms, there's the normal amount of playfull shoving like usual. but, for reasons unknow to me, one kid purposely pushed another relatively hard. of course, this resulted in him pushing back. then, (i still scratch my head at this part) the first kid takes his lunch box and throws it at the second kid. it was a terrible throw though, and the lunchbox harmlessley hits a locker, spewing it's contents everywhere. one of those items was a juicy pear. kid #2 takes this pear, walks over to kid #1, and forcefully smashes it on his forehead. then he walks off. kid #1 is left standing there with half of a pear still resting on his face, with juice dripping down the sides. then he goes on his way.
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