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Jesse: link from a co-worker, figured you'd appreciate it...
Harper: Blocked by our proxy... Apparently it's "adult content"
Jesse: squirrels can be kinda racy
Harper: Is it that Brew Dog beer-in-a-squirrel?
Jesse: uh, looks like it. why do you know that Harper? that's not right.
Harper: It's beer news... I don't care if I'm 20mi from the edge of civilization on top of a mountain... if it's about beer, I just know
Jesse: there's something wrong with you
Jesse: probably something with your liver :)
Harper: I'da thought that was a given :) BTW - you see the price on those fuckers? $500 for a stoat & $700 for a squirrel
Harper: (Which ought to be a standard measurement for beer, IMHO)
Jesse: lol
Jesse: and now MY nerd is showing as the first thought that popped into my head was a hobbit going "it comes in squirrels?"
Harper: Bartender, gimme a squirrel o' yer finest!
Harper: Ya never know about them hobbits... coming in squirrels and such
Jesse: oh god
Harper: Would explain a thing or two about Frodo & Sam's "friendship" though
Jesse: fuck you for that mental image
Jesse: (the squirrel fucking, we've all assumed frodo & sam were fucking)
Harper: I always thought it was supposed to be gerbils, but I guess you gotta make due with what's at hand...
Jesse: or at butt...
Harper: Adds new meaning to the term "hobbit hole"
Jesse: it isn't just your liver that's fucked up... |