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<HanSorbo> Oh shit, you will not believe this story.
<HanSorbo> My lesbian cat just saved my life, and got me laid.
<Rexx> hopefully those acts were mutually exclusive
<@Amigod> Have you been trolling the lolcats channels again?
<HanSorbo> Oh for fucks sake, no. I was having a bowl in my living room when I get a knock. I stash my stuff and I've got the fan on so I figure no biggie.
<HanSorbo> I answer the door and say "Good evening officer."
<HanSorbo> Lady cop takes one look at me and one look at my living room and invites herself inside. Well I figured I was pretty much screwed. But I've barely got anything, it'll probably be just a ticket, so I try to play it cool.
<HanSorbo> Lady cop asks me what I've been doing tonight. I reply "Just hanging out..Me and the cat..." whom had just gotten a healthy dose of catnip.
<HanSorbo> Lady cop goes, "Daw! Kitty!" as my kitten comes bounding into the room, straight for her.
<HanSorbo> Side note: My cat loves women. She is all over every girl that has ever been in my place. Doesnt much care for guys. So I say to lady cop, as my kitten is demolishing her hand with kitten love...
<HanSorbo> "Wow, thats really unusually. She uh...Doesnt care for women much. You must be something special." *cough*
<HanSorbo> She stands up and pulls out her notepad thing and takes something out. Says "Dont be stupid. Your neighbors called you in. Consider this your one get out of jail free card."
<HanSorbo> She hands me her card. "And if you ever want to spend an evening not breaking the law, my cell is on the bottom." Jaw. Floored.
<@Amigod> You absolute asshole
<Rexx> how in gods name do you know how to spend a night without breaking the law
<Taro> Are you sure you dont have to pay for that night? Cause I'm pretty sure thats still breaking the law |